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Seven Heavens => Gan Eden - General Discussion => Topic started by: Sume Gai on January 10, 2008, 02:31:37 AM



Title: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 10, 2008, 02:31:37 AM
I thought we needed something fun and simple  to do on this board (and maybe a few laughs)

 the idea is simple one poster puts a "sacrifice" in the "circle"

then the next poster will use the Circle and sacrifice  to summon something for the previous poster

and then the one who uses the cycle puts in a new "sacrifice"

I'll start with GaoGaiGar's left knee and a bed spring


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 10, 2008, 05:15:43 PM
I give you an army of Wily-bots (http://www.sprites-inc.co.uk/files/Classic/MM7/Enemy/) for you to command. Some of them are even made of springs and drills for ya.

I throw in an X-Buster and Buster Machine #1.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 10, 2008, 05:36:11 PM
You get a Broken Magnum

I'll throw in a glass of "Heath Drink" and a pogo-stick


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on January 10, 2008, 06:31:23 PM
You get a "Reliable Old Buddy".

I'll toss in KOS-MOS' Right arm and the Excalipur.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 10, 2008, 07:22:39 PM
You get Gene Starwind's Caster.

I toss in a Guyver Unit and some DG cells.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on January 10, 2008, 08:06:09 PM
You got a crumpled newspaper.

A houseplant and a gundam head.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 10, 2008, 08:12:39 PM
One GOLDION HAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! coming out.

I throw in a Pikachu and Godzilla.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on January 10, 2008, 08:24:18 PM
you got Maou King Frost

I throw in a Time Flow Engine and a a clone of Andrew


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Dsvaun on January 10, 2008, 08:44:55 PM
You get Chrono

I throw in bird poop and a beam saber.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on January 10, 2008, 09:35:30 PM
You get a copy of Street Fighter the Movie.

I put in a plastic sword and an FMA DVD.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 10, 2008, 11:30:12 PM
*Megaman powerup voice*
YOU GOT MAGNETIC SHOCKWAVE!


Add one bottle of Jack Daniels and a dictionary to the fire.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 10, 2008, 11:33:43 PM
you get a J-Jewel

I'll put in Elvis' hair and a gameboy color


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 11, 2008, 03:39:39 AM
SWEET! TIME TO BUILD SOME MECHA!

You get a pot roast.  One of those Castlevania ones as big as you are.




Now loading... a broken wireless router and a pair of pliers.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on January 11, 2008, 06:46:48 AM
You get MIKE SOUNDERS ZA THIRTEENTH!

I put in a can of turkey chili and some cat litter.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 11, 2008, 11:37:16 AM
You got a can of SPAM

I'll put in a laser rifle and a mirror


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 11, 2008, 11:43:23 AM
You get a Reflector Beam.

I toss in the Millennium Falcon and a copy of SRW 3.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on January 11, 2008, 12:24:19 PM
You get a rubber duckie.

I toss in a PS1 memory card and a squirt gun.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 11, 2008, 02:51:27 PM
Out pops a TurboCD!


I throw in an electric guitar and a steel gauntlet.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on January 11, 2008, 04:16:03 PM
You get the Fire Valkyrie. LISTEN TO MY SONG!

I put in an extension cord and an English muffin pizza.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on January 11, 2008, 07:13:51 PM
you got a blueberry scone? yum


lats see I'll put in my entire Captain N collection(all Videos on VHS and some memorabilia) with a poster for Smash Bros. Brawl


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on January 11, 2008, 10:34:12 PM
You got a box of starving, crazed weasels. Be careful when opening it.

I put in an Indiana Jones movie poster and a twinkie.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 12, 2008, 01:41:48 AM
BOMBA!


You got... a fedora hat and a whip.



I throw in 2 AAs and a copy of Super Mario Kart .


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 12, 2008, 02:13:19 AM
Ye got the Mario Cart DS bundle Pack.

*Throws in the Lenses and the Abrams*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 12, 2008, 02:16:33 AM
you get a microscopic tank

I'll throw in a Bazooka and King Kitan's left index finger.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 12, 2008, 05:21:22 AM
You got a Great Mazinger.... 6-inch action figure.


Now loading... a Vanilla Ice CD(with NINJA RAP!) and an MC Hammer CASSETTE TAPE!

...

Nothing good can come of this.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 12, 2008, 09:04:16 AM
You get an Shu plushie that tries to eat your ears.

I throw in an Ibis plushie and a Noriko plushie.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 12, 2008, 10:10:01 AM
Ye get a Hello Kitty plushy.

*Throws in Bridget and Venom from Guilty Gear*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on January 12, 2008, 10:17:47 AM
You get a wagon.

Full of pancakes.

I put in a clock and my can of SPAM.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on January 12, 2008, 10:23:58 AM
You get the complete collection of Monty Python's Flying Circus.

I toss in a copy of Starcraft and a bag of pretzels.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 12, 2008, 11:49:17 AM
t=you got "additional pylons"

I'll throw in a G-stone and six Funnels


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 12, 2008, 12:04:07 PM
You get a funnel cake.

I throw in a dozen donuts and Max's VF-1.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 13, 2008, 02:56:26 AM
you get a Blueberry Muffin

I'll put up Samus' power suit and a the Lance of Longinus


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on January 13, 2008, 07:54:35 AM
You got EVA unit 0


I throw in one RX-94 Mass Production Type Nu Gundam and and 2 Incom


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 13, 2008, 10:57:30 AM
You get the Xi Gundam.

I throw in a Lambda Driver and a cell phone.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 13, 2008, 03:31:11 PM
You got Frenzy from the live-action Transformers movie!


I throw in the 80s Transformers movie and Gon.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 13, 2008, 03:56:59 PM
you got ..."OH GOD WHAT IN THE NINE CIRCLES OF HELL IS THAT? IT'S TOO HORRIBLE FOR WORDS EVERYONE STAY AWAY IF YOU VALUE YOU LIVES... IT'S A UNI-GON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


I'll add a Dragon Radar and a V-fin



Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on January 13, 2008, 04:52:53 PM
Unigon... now that's scary.

Aaanyways, you get Cybuster with a GPS.

I put in an air conditioner and some powdered eggs.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 13, 2008, 06:38:37 PM
Give it to Masaki and he'll still get lost.

You get an MRE.

I throw in the Matrix of Leadership and a lightsaber.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 13, 2008, 09:41:26 PM
You get Light's pen (With which you now may write as if each syllable could end the world while ominous latin chanting plays in the background.)

I offer Daizengar and Daitrombe!


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on January 13, 2008, 09:48:39 PM
You get a plush kitten.

I toss in a PSP and a handful of peppermint candies.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 13, 2008, 10:34:36 PM
you got a Boosted Rifle


I'll throw in Shinji Ikari and an Ion Cannon targeting beacon


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on January 13, 2008, 10:49:26 PM
you got Gendo Ikari's glower

throws in a  clone of Gon and a angle


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 14, 2008, 05:09:28 AM
You get an Acute Gon.

I throw in a Pentium 4 and a copy of Worms: Armageddon.

And wonder why we threw out the Matrix.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 14, 2008, 11:41:16 AM
You get an Acute Gon.

I throw in a Pentium 4 and a copy of Worms: Armageddon.

And wonder why we threw out the Matrix.

I had a spare Matrix, that's all.

You get a short-fused nuke.

I toss Grimlock and and Rei Ayanami.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on January 14, 2008, 12:41:34 PM
You get GekiRyuJin.

I put in a Nintendo GameCube and a submarine sandwich.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 15, 2008, 01:15:07 PM
You got one of those creepy chinese dolls with the liveless glass eyes that seem to follow you.

I put up the arsenal of El Pollo Guapo (Boots, Shield, and Cuirass)


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 16, 2008, 10:08:51 AM
you got a dungeon map.

I'll throw in a Megillot and a dozen cream filled donuts


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 16, 2008, 01:53:34 PM
You get a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle.


I'll toss...hm...nine pieces of eight.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 16, 2008, 01:57:14 PM
You got a Paradoxotaur... Or DID you?

I'll toss in Excellen.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 16, 2008, 02:01:47 PM
You get Heero...I mean, Kyosuke.

I'll toss in the beard trimmings of Captain Caveman.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on January 16, 2008, 02:15:06 PM
You get Daitetsu's pipe.

>insert object "Shishioh Blade"
>insert object "permanent marker"
Now loading result...


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 16, 2008, 02:20:12 PM
You got one of Kusuha's 'Health Drinks' (The one thing that is possibly scarier than unigon)

I throw in Gid's big stick


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 16, 2008, 02:23:10 PM
you got the power of Spirals

I'll insert
"Za Powa" and the "Will Knife"


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 16, 2008, 02:36:20 PM
You get Lamia's underwear.

I throw in all of Tyria's experiments that aren't currently rampaging across the globe.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on January 16, 2008, 05:01:55 PM
You get a Boosted Hammer.

I'll toss in an Evoker and a rubber chicken.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 16, 2008, 05:05:09 PM
You get a Robot Chicken Box Set.

I toss in Phoenix Wright and Judge Dredd.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 16, 2008, 05:49:21 PM
You get a pink tie lined with missiles.

I throw in... Ummm... This can of Gon chow *The screams of thousands of trolls can be heard from inside*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 16, 2008, 07:51:44 PM
You get a can of Alpo Prime Cuts. Beef stew flavor.


I'll throw down a Gundam Wing DVD set(good riddance) and a Masterpiece Optimus Prime toy(the original J release, not the US one with neutered smoke stacks).


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 17, 2008, 07:26:40 AM
A demon eats you for letting go of that Convoy.

I'll toss in Quattro Vagina, Quatre Wiener, Guts Man, and a tanuki.

Then I'm getting the hell out of town.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 17, 2008, 10:54:24 AM
Ye get a ton of uncomfortable H Imagery.

*Throws in George W. Bush and Jack Thompson*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on January 17, 2008, 11:13:40 AM
You get several thousand blog posts complaining about how both are idiots.

Lesse, I'll toss in three gold coins and a flashdrive with nothing but Castlevania MP3s on it.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 17, 2008, 11:26:59 AM
You get an RIAA Rep.

*Throws a Pirate and a Ninja in*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on January 17, 2008, 12:56:08 PM
You get TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR, who proceeds to burninate your thatched-roof cottage.

I toss in two soft tacos and a bank statement.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 17, 2008, 02:25:38 PM
You receive a lawyer to handle the lawsuit from Taco Bell.

I throw in Saint (For providing such disturbing imagry earlier today)


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 17, 2008, 04:49:10 PM
You get a DVD of Grumpy Old Men.

I throw in a copy of Vista and the Necronomicon.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Dsvaun on January 17, 2008, 04:59:21 PM
You get Bill Gates.(What did you expect, a demon?)

I'll throw in a bottle of water and Napalm.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 17, 2008, 05:24:15 PM
You get a bucket of purified, unmitigated, and unadulterated truth.

I jump out and toss the secret treasure of New Zealand. I could've cured world hunger with that, but now I'm too petty...


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Fnord on January 18, 2008, 05:05:14 AM
You get... nothing at all (you dont deserve anything, for such a vile deed).

I'l throw in a bucket of icecream, and a puppy


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 18, 2008, 06:30:58 AM
Ye get a Pupsicle, complete with rimshot.

*Throws in a generator and a hardwood floor*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 18, 2008, 09:15:42 AM
you get trampoline flooring.

I'll throw in an issue of Mai-HiMe


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 18, 2008, 09:37:28 AM
Ye get an issue of Total Bio Chemical Laboratory.

*Throws in a SNES9X and ZSNES*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 18, 2008, 09:43:56 AM
You get the beard trimmings of Captain Caveman.

Given my hatred for a sour deal...I jump in the circle, take back the treasure of New Zealand, and toss back a skeleton that somehow latched onto me. And the second biggest chicken I've ever had in my pants (things were getting itchy).


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 18, 2008, 10:15:12 AM
Not even going to ask WHY saint had a chicken in his pants... Though if the Bio Chemical thing is what I think it is, then...

Umm, right... *Shifty eyes*... You get an osmuturduckenwi (A kiwi stuffed in a chicken, stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a turkey, stuffed in an emu, stuffed in an ostrich)

now.... *Scurries off with the dirty book and leaves behind a ticking cat*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 18, 2008, 01:00:25 PM
*cat Explodes*

well now that that's over you get a dozen live mice

*throws in Maya Fey and Excellen Browning*



Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 18, 2008, 02:24:26 PM
You get a Playboy Joke Book.

*throws in some pocket lint and a nuclear generator*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 18, 2008, 03:35:54 PM
You get the beard trimmings of Homer J. Simpson. And a glow-in-the-dark toupee.

I throw in Zengar's sword, Guts' Sword, Siegfried's sword, Sanosuke's sword, Gurren Lagann's drill, Getter One's Tomahawk-halberd, Phoenix Wright's pointing finger, and Scrooge McDuck's whompin' cane.

Also the scarves of Kamen Rider 1, Darkwing Duck, Launchpad McQuack, Ryoma, and DaiRaiOh.

And a kitten.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 18, 2008, 04:02:25 PM
You receive the killer rabbit.

I'll throw in a knight who says Ni (NI!)


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on January 18, 2008, 04:36:57 PM
You get... a Shrubbery!

I toss in Season one of Ranma 1/2 and a herring.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 18, 2008, 04:45:25 PM
You get a heron wading in the rushes.

I toss in the evidence that I cut off Phoenix Wright's pointing finger (I know he's lost his power without it, but just to be safe...).


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 18, 2008, 06:42:26 PM
You get attack by an 'OBJECTION!' bubble.

I throw in the missing script of Hourai High.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 18, 2008, 08:42:13 PM
Ye get another futa doujin, only in engrish this time.

*Turns on and places in both a Humidifier and a Dehumidifier at the same time*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on January 18, 2008, 09:06:01 PM
You get a portable black hole.

An Energizer battery and a can of Squeez-Cheez


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 18, 2008, 10:23:38 PM
You get the proto-type Energizer Bunny, the Energizer Mouse

I throw in a Jaggy and a personal memo to punish Arle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 18, 2008, 10:47:05 PM
*Has no idea what the hell a Jaggy is*

Ye get more erotic graphic novels.

*Throws in a Dead Horse and a reiteration*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 18, 2008, 11:22:38 PM
you receive a violin
you receive a violin 

I'll throw in UNI-GON and a half dozen laser rifles


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 19, 2008, 12:55:23 AM
You get a Kyosuke.
Who immediately attacks you for sacrificing Excellen.



I throw in a Gundam Ball and a Logitech trackball.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 19, 2008, 01:31:34 AM
Ye get a broken beach ball.

Hrm.

*Puts Lechise and all the Futa Doujins in*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Dsvaun on January 19, 2008, 01:48:18 AM
You get SRW porn.
.......
Hold on a minute.






Oh yeah, uh, I'll throw in a pencil and an AK.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 19, 2008, 03:20:49 AM
You get a rubber band gatling gun.

I actually had SRW porn at one point.
Was looking at the pic and
"Wait... is that... It IS Kusha!
...
Fuck. I couldn't possibly GET any nerdier than this."



I throw in a 5.25" floppy drive(double-sided, double-density) and an iMac.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 19, 2008, 03:33:03 AM
you get a slap in the face from Bill Gates


I'll add the Super Dimensional Gear Yggdrasil IV and a bag of chips


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 19, 2008, 09:44:28 AM
Ye get Sol-Badguy.

*Thows in a Wii, a PS3, a 360, a DS and a PSP*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 19, 2008, 09:51:58 AM
You get a lawsuit from Microsoft, Nintendo, AND Sony.

I throw in the rest of the Juutei Senki units to go with the previous jaggy, as well as the Kamyla drug befor Arle gets any ideas....


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 19, 2008, 12:10:23 PM
You get 3 Hobbits and the One Ring.

I throw in Shining Laser (Mega Man Legends) and the Shining Finger.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 19, 2008, 01:34:33 PM
You get a thousand-watt spotlight.


I'll throw in Dancouga Nova(SOMEONE has to purge it from the world) and a nuclear missile(to make double-sure)


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 19, 2008, 01:40:46 PM
You get chouja reideen.

I toss the mustaches of Dick Dastardly, Snidely Whiplash, Hitler, and Sinestro.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on January 19, 2008, 02:30:18 PM
You get Soulgain.

I put in some instant mac'n'cheese and a piece of paper with "tH" written in red on it.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 19, 2008, 03:35:02 PM
Ye get a balanced breakfast.

*Still has little to no idea of what the hell Lechise is talkin' about*

*Puts in The Kingdom of Loathing and a scouter that says over Nine THOOOOOUUUSAAAAAAND*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 19, 2008, 05:32:51 PM
You get Laharl. Then you get taken away for obtaining a mostly naked eight-year-old boy through means of demonic sacrifice.

I toss my old fridge, a flashlight, and some pennies.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 19, 2008, 07:00:04 PM
You get a broken fuse box.

I throw in the entire SEED Universe and a box set of Hellsing.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on January 19, 2008, 08:21:37 PM
You got Guyver: Dark Hero (both HD and Blu-ray)


Adds Sonic the Hedgehog and Crash Bandicoot


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 19, 2008, 08:28:08 PM
"It's-a me! Mariio!"

Add one Goshogun and one Black Hole Engine.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 19, 2008, 09:29:48 PM
You get Voltron...'s Blazing Sword.



I throw in a prinny and an empty can of root beer.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DDay on January 19, 2008, 10:12:29 PM
Uber Prinny Baal

I put in shity games and some crack.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 19, 2008, 10:29:22 PM
you get an atari 2600, enjoy.

I'll throw in Birdie, Usou's Haro and a piece of Tyria's last experiment



Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 19, 2008, 10:38:37 PM
You get a  Psycolo Gundam. (http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/ggf/psycologundam.htm)

I toss in a complete set of New Jedi Order novels and a random recording studio.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chibi Kami on January 19, 2008, 11:35:41 PM
You get a lightsabre with built in mp3 port.

Throws in the 7th Harry Potter book, some dried grass, and a prinny.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 20, 2008, 12:30:17 AM
Ye get a bad attempt at humor.

In Soviat Russia, Circle puts a Car and a Train in YOU.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 20, 2008, 01:08:51 AM
that was rather uncomfortable,

you get a ship


I add Anryu, Kouryu and Masaaki Endoh 


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 20, 2008, 01:27:47 AM
You get Cybaster. Fused with a Grungust.



I add a pink DSLite and a car stereo.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 20, 2008, 03:04:17 AM
Ye get my best friend listenin' to Marilyn Manson.

*Puts Gideon and the Mask of Hackman in*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 20, 2008, 04:13:29 AM
Gideon gets some money "somehow" -wink- -wink-

I'll throw in Chars Helmet (I won it on a bet that he couldn't come up with a name that doesn't suck) and fragments of the fourth wall (they show up every time Masaki is around for some reason)


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 20, 2008, 05:28:34 AM
You get the Tallgeese. SD Gundam style.

"WHAT? THAT LONG-HAIRED PRETTYBOY WASN'T ME!"
Hush, Char. You become a cliche stereotype, you have to accept that sometimes the world gets confused. Besides, you drove a mech with a skirt.



I throw in a copy of the Ghost in the Shell comics and a wireless network card.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 20, 2008, 09:43:39 AM
Ye get lag.

*Puts in Micheal Moore and the movie JFK*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 20, 2008, 10:09:34 AM
You get Michael Moore's JFK...with 40 extra minutes of crying women.

I toss in the meaning of life. And some of my beard trimmings.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on January 20, 2008, 11:19:02 AM
you get a can of coke

I throw in a Arle plushie and a box labeled hazardous materials


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 20, 2008, 11:30:09 AM
Ye get some Non-Arle related "Visual Material".

*Puts in the people she's scared off of here along with some rations*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 20, 2008, 11:37:03 AM
You get a prisoner-of-war camp.

I chuck in every Capcom game and some colossal squids.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 20, 2008, 11:40:07 AM
You get a hungover Dante.

I throw in our Arle and the Arle from Chrono Trigger.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 20, 2008, 03:12:54 PM
You get our Arle back, slightly miffed that you tried to kill her.


I throw in a boomerang and a lead weight.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 20, 2008, 06:07:36 PM
A crocodile swallows the boomerang/weight combination. Then eats you. In it's own way, the boomerang did come back...WITH A VENGEANCE!!!!!


I toss in the Lindbergh Baby. Now no one will ever know...oh, and I push in Lech for thinking there's an Arle in Chrono Trigger. And for tossing me in earler (See how YOU like conquering the nine pits for a chance at freedom!).


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 20, 2008, 06:53:52 PM
(Meh <.< >.> my brain keeps dropping the M in Marle for some reason)

You get a letter from hell's council asking "what they had done to you to make you send them a blonde demoness."

I throw in a barrel of moon water and a spanish treasure fleet.



Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 20, 2008, 07:34:25 PM
You get a DVD of Pirates of the Caribbean.

I toss in Izuna, the unemployed ninja, and GXP HQ.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on January 20, 2008, 10:21:09 PM
You get... a boot to the head. And one more for Jenny and the wimp.

I toss in a Dr. Demento Box set and a rubber duckie.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 20, 2008, 10:30:33 PM
Ye get a new song from Seasome Street.

And now, I'm gonna break the rules of the game.

I put a bondage rack in my room and strap Lechise in it, then break out the leather, whips, chains and Adult Toys.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 20, 2008, 11:07:16 PM
I also wish everyone a happy Martin Luther King Day.

Then shake my head, mention something about you damned crazy kids with your newfangled bondage, and toss 32 cents in the circle of satanic ritual.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 20, 2008, 11:27:12 PM
Arle you got tied to Alt's Heat Horn (indefinably)

jolly_old_saint you get a crazed Rancor

I'll throw in everyone responsible for the god awful Eragon movie

 


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 20, 2008, 11:32:14 PM
You get a bad luck dragon. It's like Falcor, but evil...and needy. And half-dead. And fairly ugly.

I toss in the crazed rancor. And some random guy's beard trimmings.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on January 20, 2008, 11:46:45 PM
What is it with you people and beard trimmings?

You got an ergonomic sith lightsaber. Great for those with arthritis.

I'll toss in a #3 caster shell and a peanut.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 20, 2008, 11:51:32 PM
you get the beard of infinite power (too bad you can't use without being destroyed by it's immense power)

i should go ahead and throw in a can of LCL and the concept for the next crappy Shonen show


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 21, 2008, 12:10:38 AM
You get the five legendary elemental beard trimmings. Unfortunately, they scatter immediately upon contact.

I toss in the rocket fists of Mazinger Z, Great Mazinger, Grendizer, Grungust 0, Grungust, Grungust 2, Grungust 3, Koryuuoh, Compatible Kaiser, GaoGaiGar, SoulGain, Big Guy, and etc.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 21, 2008, 01:05:53 AM
You get Diebuster.

I toss in every non-UC Gundam and some dynamite.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on January 21, 2008, 01:26:29 AM
You get... Oh my god, what is that thing!?!

I toss in a can of coke and the Belmont whip.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 21, 2008, 01:41:38 AM
You get a shaken-up Coke, half-empty.


I toss in Gyoro and Ururun. Or however you spell that.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on January 21, 2008, 02:23:08 AM
You get a pair of dull short swords.

I toss in a OPM demo disk and an MP3 player.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Tristan Kain on January 21, 2008, 07:01:08 AM
  You get back a game music CD that stops itself if you don't fiddle with the remote every ten seconds.


  I toss in an Arrakis sandworm and a used air freshener.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 21, 2008, 09:23:11 AM
You get one of those big ass worm things from Tremors.

*holds a pin in her mouth and uses it to free herself before throwing the things mentioned by Arle into the circle, along with a copy of 'Cybernator' (The american Valken) while muttering good ridance to bad rubbish*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 21, 2008, 10:01:25 AM
*Roman Cancels and quickly throws Lechise into the circle before her turn ends*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 21, 2008, 11:56:18 AM
Lechise becomes the Devil Gundam.

I throw in everyone responsible for the Transformers series since G1 and some depleted uranium.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 21, 2008, 12:59:21 PM
Awww, I don't want to be an ugly pile of junk! *uses inner demon to change back before hog-tieing Arle with ribbons made from the silk of the spider queen*

You get The Awesome Power of the Hyneman

I throw in Morgan Black's sword.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 21, 2008, 07:05:25 PM
*Rolls in the circle enough to make the thrown sword cut the ropes*

*Leaves a pair of dice next to the sword as she runs and breaks into Lechise's residence*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on January 21, 2008, 09:27:45 PM
you got a yellow Frog

*looks around*
throws in some games from Cho Aniki series

*run and hides*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 22, 2008, 12:57:42 AM
*Runs back real fast*

Ye get a conga line of Samson, Adon, Adam, Botei, Idaten and all the other "Manly" regularsform the series.

*Throws a few of Lechise's undergarments stolen from her residence intot he circle, then runs back to pillage more*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 22, 2008, 10:53:15 AM
see Lechise Inohara for your prize..(I DON'T ENVY YOU)

I'll throw in Boba Fett's helmet and GaoGaiGar's left middle finger


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 22, 2008, 01:07:45 PM
see Lechise Inohara for your prize..(I DON'T ENVY YOU)

I'll throw in Boba Fett's helmet and GaoGaiGar's left middle finger
You get a bounty hunter with the heart of a TRUE HERO!



I throw in a horny jackrabbit and the Dendoh.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 22, 2008, 01:38:38 PM
Arle activates a time warp trap and gets sent smack dab into the middle of the battle of Yorktown.

JayBee gets Roger Rabbit

And I throw myself into the pits of hell to retrieve my silkies <.< >.> BAD ARLE!.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 22, 2008, 01:47:02 PM
*Opens a hatchway and walks down a spiral staircase to hell and sets up a trapped receptical that shall lie in wait for the undergarments and the posessor of said undergarments when the apointed time comes*

*Sets up a small business that throws out random crap when people throw things into a "Wishing Well" called a Summonin' Circle*

*Proceeds to take over hell and waits for Lechise to come down to retrieve the eventually to be tossed in undergarments*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 22, 2008, 07:26:04 PM
You get screwed out of business by Hell's crappy economy.

I toss in two haypennies. I figure one of you crazy kids could buy some decent underwear with it...honestly. Above the kneecaps? Downright whoreish...ask the hell-whores, they know.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on January 22, 2008, 07:44:15 PM
You get burgers from the Butcher's and blintzes from the Baker's.

I toss in Edgeworth's Scarf and the vorpal rabbit.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 22, 2008, 08:01:31 PM
you get Karman Rabbit(TM) with Kicking Action

i add TU24 and the Type 0's colossal blade


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 22, 2008, 09:38:01 PM
You get 150 M Gerbera Strait Katana and the envy of a certain "Sword that smites evil".

I toss in Terminal Dogma and the Holy Hand Grenade.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on January 22, 2008, 09:44:21 PM
You get an MP EVA.

I toss in the 2 disk Extended Edition of Ghost Rider and an inner tube.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Dsvaun on January 22, 2008, 11:03:01 PM
You get a pile of crap.

I throw in the original super robot wars and the first volume of the original Mazinger Z manga.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 22, 2008, 11:24:07 PM
You get your own prologue

I think I'll try throwing in Heero Yui and an Ewok


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 24, 2008, 09:21:49 AM
you get an exploding Ewok.

I throw in Agent Smith, and an oddly shaped carrot.

I also send George Crushington to retrieve my undies, said giant robotic bust landing ontop of Saint as it hoped towards the circle (Thats what you get for calling me a whore)


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 24, 2008, 10:30:25 AM
Hey...I didn't call you a whore. I just stated my firm belief that undies without a secondary function as parachute pants are whore-ISH. Honestly, you'd be classier without....

I digress. Using my super-strength, I heat vision Mr. Crushington into a pile of goo before it sinks in the hole. Then I get up, brush myself off, and toss in a board with a nail in it.

And the other lindbergh baby.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 24, 2008, 11:37:28 AM
You get world-wide disarmament, followed by an alien invasion.

I throw in a nursing home and the fountain of youth.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on January 24, 2008, 02:44:10 PM
you have found the mythical Fountain of Aging.

traps Happosei and Saint in the circle


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 24, 2008, 06:00:55 PM
You get me again. I look slightly younger, having temporarily gone insane and beaten an old dwarf to death with the Lindbergh babies. Honestly, I should do that more often...

Not one to hold a grudge, I merely force chaostic to go to a community college until he learns how to write complete sentences.

Then I toss in a subject, verb, and noun.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Fertfreak on January 24, 2008, 07:11:49 PM
You get some Mad Libs.

I throw in a zombie and a bottle of WD-40.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 24, 2008, 08:43:11 PM
*Files her nails with a steel nail file, sittin' next to the trap with Lechise's sought-after undergarments. She sees the the Zombie and WD-40 land near her, so she holds up a match, sprays the zombies with flames and throws the bones back up*

*Remains in the Summonin' Circle I/O room, then throws a pear and a chair mat up through the output and waits for them to come back down again**


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on January 24, 2008, 09:52:47 PM
You get a piece of modern art.

I'll toss in KOS-MOS' scythe and a piece of string cheese.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 24, 2008, 09:54:26 PM
You get someone's undergarments.

I toss in Biometal Model X and a reason to help someone.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 24, 2008, 10:18:55 PM
you got the a blue helmet

throws down a bomb that will go off after three trips to or from the summoning circle I/O room



Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 24, 2008, 10:25:44 PM
*Takes the bomb and puts it in the trap*

*Throws up a large hand shaped table with the middle finger extended*

*Circle tosses nothin'*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 25, 2008, 12:11:49 PM
I heat-vision the finger with my coolness breath. Then it sinks back in the hole.

Having mad libs at my side, I've already won this thing. I toss in a stoner sunshine to blow up the circle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 25, 2008, 02:25:35 PM
You get circle fragments.

I throw in a blast from the Macross Cannon to mop up.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: DairuggerXV on January 25, 2008, 04:50:09 PM
You get a fine powder that was the circle.

I use a Dragon Slave and a Giga-slave to make sure nothing is left.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 25, 2008, 07:47:40 PM
*Summons a new Circle via Ikea*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on January 25, 2008, 08:02:28 PM
all parties involved in the previous circles destruction receive five minutes of "alone time" with gon

for the heck of it I'll toss in Jolly_old_saint, his mad libs and a gallon of pure LSD


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on January 25, 2008, 08:52:08 PM
You get a gibbering old man.

I'll toss in a tie and The Bride's katana.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on January 26, 2008, 02:40:19 AM
*you got a copy of Messiah*

You get me again. I look slightly younger, having temporarily gone insane and beaten an old dwarf to death with the Lindbergh babies. Honestly, I should do that more often...

Not one to hold a grudge, I merely force chaostic to go to a community college until he learns how to write complete sentences.

Then I toss in a subject, verb, and noun.
I am a college student, my major is CAOT and I have dysgraphia

puts in Ever Grace(I think I'm the only person who liked that game)


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chibi Kami on January 26, 2008, 08:05:15 PM
You get another person who likes Ever Grace.

I throw in the Space Battleship Yamato's main cannon.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 27, 2008, 12:19:34 AM
*Sends out a Zerg Rush, Kekekekekekeke*

*Circle tosses a handball*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 27, 2008, 12:43:44 AM
The circle gets back a football.

I'll toss the voiceboxes of Nicholas Courtney, Orson Welles, and Tony Jay. Then sit back and expect some damn fine narration.

chaostic - dysgraphia? Bah. I've seen television, that's the stuff what kills your brain...


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 27, 2008, 12:45:09 AM
*Sends ye Jeff Dunham*

*Circle tosses a Whoopie cushion*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 27, 2008, 01:02:06 AM
The circle gets back a Big Whoop. You get a sense that it's somewhat disappointed.

I toss in the damned ventriloquist. I wanted brigadier unicron, damnit!

Oh, yeah...speaking of the opposite of that, I guess I'll also toss in Michael Bay. But I'm only touching him with 50-foot prongs (any closer and I'd be stuck in an endless loop of bashing his face in. Seems a lot less messy to toss him straight to hell).


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 27, 2008, 01:14:52 AM
*Alarms start goin' off all over*

*Looks up quickly to the nearby monitor that was just now mentioned to see what's happenin'*

*Yells into a mic connected to a PA system*

"RED ALERT! All hands, prepare Input emergency return proceedures!"

*At the announcement, a ton of Gene Wylder version Oompa Loompas haul in a giant cannon into the I/O room, readyin' the barrel upways*

"FIRE!"

*The blast that emits from the cannon visually resembles Mario's Final Smash, only verticle. It meets with Micheal Bay, the thrust sendin' him back upways*

"All hands, stand by."

*Sends an Oompa Loompa topside through the Output chamber to give Saint a Central Finger Salute*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 27, 2008, 01:30:22 AM
*leaps out in the X-Divider Kai Gundam, sends a comm pulse to the moon*
Satellite.... CANNOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*bathes the returning Micheal Bay in beam cannon*



I toss in Gon.
And the part of my ass he refuses to release from his jaws.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Lechise Inohara on January 27, 2008, 10:59:38 AM
Yours will be an agony worse than all others! *Jaybee receives a disk of whiney protest songs from the sixties that plays continuously even when in the case*

I throw in Kamina's sunglasses and a tin of kippers.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on January 27, 2008, 11:41:51 AM
*Sends up a note statin' that Animaniacs excerpts will be limited in supply for the future and that yer undergarments are still down here*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on February 02, 2008, 12:45:27 AM
Throws in s Bhaalspawn and a Demilich


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on February 02, 2008, 02:58:58 AM
*Sends up a sign that reads "how mine 4 fish"*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on February 04, 2008, 02:19:20 AM
A red fish that's part blue comes down as leftovers. Actually, it's mutated...you can't tell if it's one fish or two.

I throw in Biff from Back to the Future, the jocks from Revenge of the Nerds, Chet from Weird Science, and the Angry Video Game Nerd from the internet.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on February 04, 2008, 09:31:44 AM
Ye get a bunch  of angry patriots fans.

*Circle tosses the Circle Trap*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Hex on February 05, 2008, 11:02:13 AM
The Circle finds true love, only to lose it 15 seconds later.

Meanwhile, I'll throw in all my ex girlfriends, an old TV, and for the hell of it, a dictionary.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 05, 2008, 03:46:39 PM
You get an angry Godzilla.

I throw in Tokyo, to save it from 'Zilla. And a humanoid robot, to ensure it burns anyways.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on February 05, 2008, 07:34:46 PM
*Presses the Eject button*

*The city, the bot and all the peoples fly back out where they belong*

*Sends up a sign that reads; "TOO BIG!"


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 05, 2008, 08:13:32 PM
*twitch*
That's it...


*wanders into the hellmouth and drags Arle back, kicking and screaming*
GET OUT! OUTOUTOUT!


*hangs a sign that says "The summoning circle has resumed normal operation. Sorry for the inconvenience"*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on February 05, 2008, 08:52:59 PM
finally!

*Throws in all of 4kids*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Hex on February 05, 2008, 09:41:05 PM
You get the members of the Scooby gang, minus Scooby.

I throw in a flame thrower, and all the copies of Grandia Xtreme in existence.  Because someone needs to get rid of that game.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 06, 2008, 12:33:55 AM
You get the members of the Scooby gang, minus Scooby.

I throw in a flame thrower, and all the copies of Grandia Xtreme in existence.  Because someone needs to get rid of that game.
You get back twice as many copies of Lunar: Dragon Song.

Was it really worth it?



I throw in Godzilla. And the burning rubble of Tokyo.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on February 06, 2008, 03:18:11 AM
You get an angry letter from Tokyo's last survivors.

I toss in the person what decided Smash Bros. Brawl shouldn't have 500+ playable characters.

And Hitler's brain in a jar.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on February 06, 2008, 08:50:55 AM
Ye get a non-descript mess.

*Throws JayBee into the circle along with a large vibrator*

*Phones the Oompa Loompas and tells them that they "know what to do"*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on February 06, 2008, 09:58:58 AM
Jaybee returns with a memo from the newly unionized Oompa Loompas Demanding a 25% raise and better health benefits

I'll add Kamina  and a giant rock!


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on February 06, 2008, 07:43:06 PM
*Drops the rock on the Oompa Loomas*

I saved 'em from that Johnny Depp garbage and this is how they repay me? Bah.

*Walks back down to Hell and kicks them all out, throwin't he rock on top of 'em*

So yeah, ye get smashed Loompas.

*Takes a large vacuum and sucks in the Munchkins from Wizard of Oz*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on February 06, 2008, 11:28:09 PM
The muchkins wet their pants....and a trail of yellow bricks comes out. Now you know their secret.

I sit down, pull out the cheater's fishing pole from Ocarina of Time, and see what I can pull out of the circle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Hex on February 07, 2008, 09:33:02 AM
You manage to pull up Arle from hell again.

I take the copies of Lunar: Dragon Song and use them to start a bonfire in the circle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on February 07, 2008, 10:33:26 AM
*Moves the Circle underneath Hex and the bonfire, resultin' in a nice roast*

*Goes back down to her office and sets up a system, the label of which reads,"Caution, remove Ruler from office against her will at own risk. May result in requests for release dates"*

*Walks up and for the hell of it, puts some bedsheets on the circle, along with  pillow*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on February 07, 2008, 01:41:47 PM
Arle receives further union letters from Angry Oompa Loompas and a temperpedic mattress

I'll send in a GBA and a Power Glove!!


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 07, 2008, 07:14:53 PM
The GBA and Power Glove fuse into Rob 2010. With LAZER EYES!

The sheer awesomeness of such a reward collapses the current Hell into a compact self-contained Omnibulge.
A new Hell spawns, with a fresh and uncluttered attachment to the summoning circle.

Arle is, sadly, trapped within the Omnibulge forever.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on February 07, 2008, 09:26:47 PM
That's it.

<godmoder> Reverses the will of JayBee through the power of sheer awesome and causes him to collapse from within himself.</godmoder>

The Circle is still open for business.

Sume Gai: Ye get sucked into yer TV and become Captain N.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 07, 2008, 10:10:51 PM
That's it.

<godmoder> Reverses the will of JayBee through the power of sheer awesome and causes him to collapse from within himself.</godmoder>

The Circle is still open for business.

Sume Gai: Ye get sucked into yer TV and become Captain N.
Ummm.... you were never the circle's operator in the first place. You just took up residence and started interfering with it's daily operation.
Not to mention you can't find God in Hell.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on February 08, 2008, 12:29:36 AM
1. godmodin' does not require a diety.

2. Thanks to the magic of time warps and plot devices, I made the circle. (Reference page 10)


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 08, 2008, 12:56:11 AM
I don't subscribe to predestination paradoxes. I believe you BELIEVE to have set the original circle up, but that was 2 demolitions ago.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on February 08, 2008, 07:16:45 PM
*Clacks a few business cards on her desk as she deliberates*

If I may,what is so problematic about me runnin' the Circle?


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 09, 2008, 03:17:35 AM
*throws a poker deck and an ocelot into the circle*


You interfere with the proper operation by sabotaging orders and engaging in petty feuds.
And...
No, I think that sums it up.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on February 09, 2008, 01:43:48 PM
Ye get this image.

(http://www.catsizeentertainment.com/img/FCPanyone-for-poker.jpg)

Other then the refusal of a few orders, I haven't seen any sabotage. If ye can recall somethin' that I can't, please bring such to my attention.

As for feuds, I have Lechise's undergarments and ye're contestin' my business. From my perspective, that's all there is on the feud front.

*Puts a "Now Hiring" sign and a plate of cookies on the circle*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Fertfreak on February 09, 2008, 08:04:51 PM
You get the Cookie Monster's dream job.

I throw in a Gon-shaped cupcake and a Buster Rifle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on February 10, 2008, 12:13:24 AM
The cupcape comes back as a monster, eats you, and screams "now I'VE got your power!!!"

I throw in the plotholes from this thread.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on February 10, 2008, 12:48:59 AM
You get an advanced lesson in the ways of Ti Kwan Leep.

I toss in a Medabot medal and a soda can.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on February 12, 2008, 07:15:18 PM
You get Gold Lightan!

I throw in a clock and a library card.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 12, 2008, 08:34:39 PM
You get Symphony of the Night: Deluxe Collector's Edition.
Complete with the original portal to Dracula's Castle, still mint in sealed dimensional rift containment vessel.


I throw in a lightsaber and a BFG9000.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on February 12, 2008, 09:21:28 PM
You get a broken weapon on par with the SRW3 version of Cyflash.

I throw in Sanger Zonvolt and a box of Wheaties.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 12, 2008, 09:30:06 PM
You get back Sanger Zonvolt.
He ate his Wheaties. That's why he's the sword that cleaves evil.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on February 12, 2008, 09:59:53 PM
Jaybee gets chased around by Gon for three hours for his failure to put anything in the circle

I'll add a ravenous weasel, a plot twist, a V8, and some Cheerios

all part of this balanced breakfast


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 12, 2008, 11:38:10 PM
OWWOWWOWWGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!


You get a cyborg ninja wolverine(the animal, not the comic book character). Specifically, you get the one that assassinated Gunpei Yokoi for Nintendo.
You also get a bowl of Cheerios. Wolverines love Cheerios.





I throw in an empty bottle of Cherry Coke and a spare USB hub.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Hiiragi on February 14, 2008, 03:26:18 AM
You get an empty recycling bin for clear plastics and a Cherry scented 8GB USB key filled with pictures of scantily clad old ladies.

I throw in an Apple core, and a Stapler.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 14, 2008, 04:49:28 AM
You get back a half-eaten iMac. From Staples.


I throw in the flash drive of granny porn. And a jug of bleach, though it's not enough to scrub the images away.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on February 15, 2008, 12:41:17 AM
you get a copy of "Old and loving it"(a self help book for people over 60 on  everything from having a acute mind to an active sex life)

throws in a copy of Sacrifice(Shiny Entertainment) and the book Dearh Bane: Rule of Two


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on February 15, 2008, 01:26:29 AM
*Sends up the Three Kingdoms*

*Has a Servbot go up and put in a a good word as well as it's left foot in, it's left foot out, it's left fooot in and to then shake it all about.*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 15, 2008, 02:01:45 AM
I throw in the video and Chaostic.

Since Arle can't be bothered to throw anything in.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on February 15, 2008, 08:24:59 AM
you got Robo-Chaostic(Now with DVD-R)

*Takes over the 8th layer of hell*

You there go up there and stand in the circle...NOW!

*a demon makes it's way to the Summoning Circle*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on February 15, 2008, 09:43:40 AM
*the demon is replaced by some mutant Peewee Herman/Michael Jackson clone*

 OH HELL NO!!

*sends the Mutant back into the summoning circle and adds Barney and the Pink Ranger to the horrible horrible mix*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 15, 2008, 02:28:30 PM
You get Cyber-Britney Spears.


I throw in a 6-pack of ball-point pens and God.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on February 15, 2008, 07:08:23 PM
*Sends up Sinfest*

Also, JayBee? I had a Servbot put in a good word and the hokie pokie. I most certainly did not neglect to put anythin' in.

*Sends ServBot up to place a "No Smoking" sign and a sign that reads "You are here."


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Akir on February 16, 2008, 05:33:01 PM
You get eaten by a grue.

I put in the ghost of Tchaikovsky and a prog knife.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on February 16, 2008, 06:53:43 PM
You get chopped up by the Wanderer what goes by Groo. He also chops the sign in half, for fear of it always knowing where he is....

I toss in every singer for the Dapper Dans since the sixties.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on February 16, 2008, 08:08:37 PM
*Sends up George Clooney* (Hey, he's a Dapper Dan man.)

*Orders Servbot to place an apple with an arrow through it and a 30.06 caliber Rifle Shell in the circle*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on February 17, 2008, 12:35:27 AM
you got an automatic apple launcher (TM)

I'll add the cursed EA Executives and Bill Gates to the circle


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 17, 2008, 01:19:43 AM
you got an automatic apple launcher (TM)

I'll add the cursed EA Executives and Bill Gates to the circle
You get a Gatling Ewok Launcher. Powered by Windows CE(tm).



I throw in a Prog(from Robotron) and a DVD copy of the Tron movie.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on February 17, 2008, 08:33:53 AM
*Takes the DVD for self, due to not havin' it for some weird reason*

Ye get an N64 remake.

*Sends Servbot to place a Pyramid Scheme and a Bigger For Better Scheme on the circle*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Akir on February 17, 2008, 11:52:01 PM
You get a life-supply of Herbalife.

I put in a dead pidgin language and the idea of true love.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 18, 2008, 01:20:48 AM
You get back a woman that says "Me love you long time."


I throw in some old Hot Wheels and a Sound Blaster.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on February 18, 2008, 10:34:10 AM
You get Blur. He's a zombie now.

I throw in my super-secret finished copies of Earthbound 64, Revenge of Monkey Island, and Maniac Mansion 3: So it's Come to This.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on February 18, 2008, 01:25:27 PM
You get the unfinished copy of Duke Nukem Forever.

I throw in a rolling chair and the Dancing Doll.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on February 18, 2008, 01:32:16 PM
You get an anthromorphic chair.

I toss in an MP3 player and an aglet (no shoelace).


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Akir on February 20, 2008, 05:58:39 PM
You get DRM issues.

I toss in Bonk and mandatory sexual harassment awareness classes.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 20, 2008, 06:23:01 PM
You get back PC Genjin. Now with 300% more Japanese misogyny.



I throw in Ultra Magnus and Leader-1.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on February 20, 2008, 08:08:42 PM
you get Optimus Prime
"I am Optimus Prime!"

yeah yeah we heard you the first time

I'll add Pheonix Wright and Maya Fey(who happens to be Channeling Mia Fey)


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on February 20, 2008, 09:00:41 PM
You get a sprinkler. Pheonix gets sued by his twin brother, Phoenix. On entering the hell-hole, Mia meets herself....this creates a time paradox and Raiden is now the hero of the MGS series.

I toss in Daniel Craig (that's for stealing Eccleston's face! Damned skrull...). To make it interesting, I also toss in the world's second biggest ball of twine.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 22, 2008, 12:31:29 AM
You get the world's third-biggest ball of twine.


I throw in the Ish Wish Dish and a Darius fish.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Akir on February 22, 2008, 05:51:01 PM
You get a poetry periodical.

I throw in the "Look Around You" DVD set and a dead tree.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Hex on February 27, 2008, 11:29:30 PM
You get a raven, who screams '"Nevermore, bitch!" before plucking you eyes out with it's beak.

I put Akir's eyes, as well as the raven, in the circle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on February 27, 2008, 11:44:01 PM
you get a Huckebein Mk II with no eyes

I'll throw in Masaki's sense of direction and char's ability to come up with aliases


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Dsvaun on February 28, 2008, 12:40:49 AM
You get a new identity, but no one to use it around in the middle of nowhere.

I throw in Shin Getter's Getter Tomahawk and Gunbuster's Buster Tomahawk.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 28, 2008, 02:40:56 AM
You get Tomahawk Man.

I throw in Dr. Wily and a plasma grenade.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on February 28, 2008, 02:52:41 AM
You get Grenade Man.

I toss in Elmo and a copy of FMA: Conqueror of Shamballa.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on February 28, 2008, 06:05:36 AM
you get Elmo Elric, an alchemist seeking  the forbidden number 5.

Gundam 00 spoilers

WARNING, SPOILER AHEAD! I'll put in Louise's left hand and a GN Drive


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on March 18, 2008, 10:11:48 AM
you get Elmo Elric, an alchemist seeking  the forbidden number 5.

Gundam 00 spoilers

WARNING, SPOILER AHEAD! I'll put in Louise's left hand and a GN Drive

WARNING, SPOILER AHEAD! You receive Saji's tears

Sends up more demons from hell and a few lost souls



Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on May 09, 2008, 03:32:56 AM
After a long journey the circle is reset for it's original purpose.

I'll start by adding a Shinji's spine and a glass of Tang


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Dsvaun on May 09, 2008, 09:40:22 AM
You get a burnt dish.  Everyone knows Shinji has no spine.

I'll add a copy of E.T and a toilet.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on May 09, 2008, 10:37:46 AM
you get E.T. II: Nocturnal Fears

I'll put in Gon and Sume Gai


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sakura77 on May 09, 2008, 10:43:43 AM
You get Gideon Zhi

I'll put in Seolla and Latooni


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on May 09, 2008, 01:16:56 PM
you get Hax Ouka who doesn't WARNING, SPOILER AHEAD! die in game but rather replaces Elzam and Sanger for the remainder of OG 2

I'll throw in Ideon and Gunbuster who just so happen to be dueling to the death at the moment


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on May 09, 2008, 01:27:21 PM
You get Zonder Ryusei.

http://www.dra-mata.com/manga/4koma/old/a2-03.jpg


(a2-01 through a2-12 for the whole story.)



I throw in a glass coke bottle and a DVD box.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on May 18, 2008, 07:39:05 AM
you get End of Evagelion remake # 37 and a bottle full of that Tang I sent down earlier and a bag of Popcorn.

Movie night?

I'll add all the trash from the Macross party a loitering Zentradi


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on May 18, 2008, 12:19:10 PM
you get Zoids: Battle Legends



puts in my laptop and a bag of Tostitos(hint of lime)


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on May 18, 2008, 01:31:43 PM
You get a greasy keyboard. And a lime.


I throw in a stapler and a package of Mentos.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: ChrisABlair on July 15, 2008, 11:19:23 PM
You get a (bad) copy of Tsukihime!

I throw in SRW OGG and my awesomeness.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on July 16, 2008, 12:17:21 AM
You get: A bowl of mashed potatoes.

I toss in a copy of Summon Night: Swordcraft Story: 2 and a lemon.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on July 16, 2008, 02:41:16 AM
You get a Weiss Saber.

I throw in the Goldion Crusher and the second Death Star.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on July 16, 2008, 06:51:34 AM
you get 9001 XP.

I'll ad Setsuna and an RX-78 costume.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on July 16, 2008, 08:54:05 PM
You get Sailor Pluto cosplaying as a Gundam Girl.
Hot.


I throw in a package of C4. And a ... cardboard box. It's just a box.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on July 16, 2008, 08:56:27 PM
You get: a flaming wombat!

I'll toss in a stupid customer and an ear of corn.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on July 16, 2008, 09:08:13 PM
you get fired.

I'll add Bask Ohm and a disco ball. 


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: ChrisABlair on July 17, 2008, 08:55:14 AM
You get a Ball without its cannon.

I toss in a hot anime chick and several fighting games.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on July 17, 2008, 01:04:03 PM
You get: An overweight man in a Chun-Li costume.

I toss in a can of coke and a pair of sunglasses.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on July 18, 2008, 04:15:03 PM
You got a clone of Gon @_@


I'll throw in my avi and jump in the circle myself



Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on July 18, 2008, 04:23:21 PM
you get...

an indescribable horror arose from the circle which scarred anyone who happened to be looking at the time

OH BY THE GODS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

the clone of Gon attacks the clear threat to all of existence and both are sent back to struggle eternally between dimensions.  Chaostic now drinking a can of coke appears again

NEVER do that again!

I'll add this laser-driven pogo stick and my sixth sense.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on July 18, 2008, 04:28:08 PM
You get: a dancing robot.

I'll toss in a sonic screwdriver and an Avatar DVD.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on July 18, 2008, 05:50:39 PM
Weeeeeee that was fun let do it again

*looks around*

on second thought maybe not... hehe...

you get a laser screwdriver

throws in a copy of  WoT: The Dragon Reborn


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on July 18, 2008, 08:36:39 PM
You get a bag of those chocolate Skittles. Yech...

I throw in a box of LEGO Bricks and the entire Earth Federation navy.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: BeenieWeenie on August 03, 2008, 02:25:51 AM
You get hours of fun for the whole family.

I'll throw in a bottle of Evan William's Black Label Whiskey and Super Mario for the SNES.

Hell, I'll throw in my old copy of Pilotwings on top of that. Not like I need it anyways.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on August 03, 2008, 04:54:58 AM
you get LSD for a few hours a "personal" fun

I'll add Tony Stark, a cave and some scraps...


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on August 03, 2008, 12:56:59 PM
You get a mini Ark Reactor.

I'll toss in a spider and a nuclear Isotope.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on August 03, 2008, 01:59:30 PM
You get that steam-powered Spider-tank from the Wild Wild West movie.



I'll throw in a Sega Master System and ONE MILLION dollars.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on August 03, 2008, 02:04:53 PM
you get a Sega Saturn and five games for it

I'll add five Popsicle sticks and a ultra-compact fission reactor


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Keiseth on August 13, 2008, 11:39:00 AM
You get the Steam Knight boss from Brave Fencer Musashi. You know, that four legged mecha. It's thrown into your house by a kid with hair taller than himself.

I toss in my boomerang and 25 rupees.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on August 13, 2008, 05:31:46 PM
The boomerang comes back and hits you. At the current exchange rate, you owe the circle ten rupees for taking the rest off you.

I toss in two tickets to paradise. The movie, album, tickets, and anyone who had anything to do with any of them.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on August 13, 2008, 10:01:26 PM
You get an ultracompact fission reactor. I'd recommend investing in  neutron shielding.


I throw in two of my new Saturn games. Honestly, why it gave me Hexen and Duke Nukem 3D, I have no idea.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on August 13, 2008, 10:09:26 PM
You get: a used tissue. You got fair trade.

I toss in a caster shell and a bottle of IBC Root Beer.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on August 13, 2008, 10:25:04 PM
you get fifty gallons of root beer foam.

I'll add one BFG and two Ideons


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on August 14, 2008, 12:17:54 AM
You get ZA WARUDO.

I toss in three silver spoons and a Reaver Titan (http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/reaver1.htm).


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on August 14, 2008, 01:17:12 AM
You get a spoony mechanical bard. He says he'll give you fifteen silver points for beating him.

I toss in something of the thread, something of the head, something of the body, and something of the dead.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on August 14, 2008, 04:55:28 AM
You get a zombie wedding dress!

I toss in a scratched CD that skips and a Prinny Launcher.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on August 14, 2008, 09:48:46 AM
You Get: A breakdancing Penguin.

I toss in a coke cap and a digivice.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: SilvrDragn23112 on August 19, 2008, 09:46:24 PM
You get an Agumon hyped up on sugar.

I toss in a light saber and a plasma grenade.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on August 20, 2008, 04:12:48 PM
You get a kato grenade launcher(see Shogo for details)


I throw in a 486 and a Speak&Spell.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on August 20, 2008, 04:58:16 PM
You get Stephen Hawking's voice synthesizer.

I put in an Ork Stompa (http://www.the-warforge.com/index.pl?gargant) and a pink dress. No, I will not tell you how I got it.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on August 20, 2008, 07:25:15 PM
You get an all ork production of Swan Lake.

I toss in Adam Savage and a shark.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: SilvrDragn23112 on August 20, 2008, 10:04:00 PM
You get a screaming metal kill machine in the shape of Jaws. Beware of explosions.

I toss in a Mega Man's helmet and Gon.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on August 20, 2008, 10:27:09 PM
you get the Double Zeta's head cannon.

I'll add a Sword Made of Wood (which by the way is totally different than a Wooden Sword) and this guy (http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll113/Sume_Gai/miracle.jpg)


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on August 20, 2008, 10:32:32 PM
You get Excalibur. Well, a plastic replica of, anyways.


I throw in a Hot Wheels track and Motoko Kusanagi.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: SilvrDragn23112 on August 20, 2008, 10:45:33 PM
You get back Motoko Kusanagi, but he's dressed as Speed Racer.

I toss in a PS2 controller and - - why not? - - Bill Gates.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on August 20, 2008, 11:51:21 PM
You get the abonimation known as an X-Box controler.

I toss in a dragon egg and Tom Servo.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on August 22, 2008, 12:21:46 AM
You get back the sheer sexiness of an XBox S controller. And a J Saturn pad. Two for one is impressive.


SilvrDragn, you are my personal hero, sir!
God, I hope she doesn't button the shirt...


I throw in a rocket bolo. And a null ray.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on August 22, 2008, 12:33:37 AM
You get your HP/MP restored! But you're still hungry....

I toss in Wilford Brimley and a box of Scooby Snacks.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on August 22, 2008, 02:24:53 AM
you receive a Chest that opens up when you touch it releasing thirteen ghosts and demons through out the world now you must hunt them down!




I throw in my entire "Shining Force" collection including Shining in the Darkness, Shining the Holy Ark, Shining Force, Shining Force II, Shining Wisdom, Shining Soul, Shining Soul II, Shining Force:RoDD,  Shining Tears, Shining Force Neo and Shining Force Gaiden: Final Conflict

but not Shining Force III, Shining Force EXA, Shining Wind, Shining Force Gaiden and Shining Force Gaiden II because I don't own copies of  them


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on August 22, 2008, 07:08:52 AM
you get a SHINING FINGER!!!

I'll add Schwurtz Bruter and some DG cells


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on August 24, 2008, 05:06:05 AM
You get the Getter Robo G.


I throw in Captain Planet and Bowser.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on August 24, 2008, 11:12:45 PM
You get Ma Hunkel, the Red Tornado.

I throw in the last dinosaur, the last unicorn, the last dragon, and the last samurai.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Dsvaun on August 24, 2008, 11:34:11 PM
You get a church of scientology.

I throw in a Double Harken and Dragonasauraus.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on August 25, 2008, 02:11:22 AM
Denver! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You get one plasma grenade, armed.




I throw in a vacuum tube adder and a Core2 Duo.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on August 25, 2008, 12:12:48 PM
You get a copy of Windows Vista.

I toss in a Nerf Vulcan (fully automatic!) and a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Adamjirra on August 25, 2008, 09:13:39 PM
You get a squeaky toy boat, with a fully automatic gun.

I toss in a barrel of grease, and a steak.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: SilvrDragn23112 on August 25, 2008, 11:06:49 PM
You get a Low Quality Steak. It restores 50 HP, but induces a status effect called "Clogged Arteries."

I toss in Protoman, and a copy of Smash Bros. Brawl.

Oh, and then I turn around and drop a note in for Arle, asking her how things are down there.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on August 26, 2008, 12:44:15 AM
Ha! Caught me playing Battle Network 6...

Anyways, you get a copy of Mega Man: The Power Wars 3 Zero X, featuring every Robot Master that is, was and will be! The note to Arle be still down there.

I throw in a Linksys Wireless Router and a novelty soda bottle (Ramune, basically).


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: ChrisABlair on August 26, 2008, 06:40:54 AM
You get a ruined router (Geez!).

I throw in a half translated copy of Alpha and 1/3 of my awesomeness.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on August 26, 2008, 08:56:29 AM
you get back a 30% translated copy of SRW α apparently you aren't as awesome as you thought

I'll add Obama and McCain with a pair of rubber chickens


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Adamjirra on August 26, 2008, 03:48:30 PM
A monster worthy of cloverfield horror is born, however, the monster is easily conflicted by change and continous warfare, allwing it to be brought down easily.

I throw in a ion pulse generator and a duck feather.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on August 26, 2008, 07:04:47 PM
You get back a cyborg avian killing machine, the dreaded RoboDuck.


I throw in Starscream and my 2 cents.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on August 27, 2008, 01:15:47 PM
you get a transforming dime too bad all it transforms into is a nickel

I'll add an X-acto knife and the back of a remote.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on August 27, 2008, 06:28:23 PM
You get a razor tipped battery cover. Be careful.

I toss in some rolos and The Doctor's right shoe.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on August 28, 2008, 03:41:45 AM
You get a holographic candy bar. That smells funny. And how a hologram can smell is anyone's guess.



I throw in an oversized squeaky hammer. And a zombie.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: SilvrDragn23112 on August 28, 2008, 07:01:40 PM
You get a messed-up version of the Midge Mallet that induces the status effect  "Zombie" rather than "Chibiko."

I toss in a bottle of shampoo and a random hippie.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on August 28, 2008, 08:07:14 PM
You get a sharp-dressed man.

I toss in Goldymarg - except I replace the Goldion Hammer with Nanoha's Raising Heart.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on August 28, 2008, 09:46:34 PM
You get assaulted by Fate, who steals Raising/Raging Heart back.
Moral of the story: Make sure you take out the friends of the magical girl before you go stealing their wand.

I throw in a Red Ryder BB gun, a hamster, and a bottle of Ninja Turtle ooze.
Nothing good can come of this.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: SilvrDragn23112 on August 28, 2008, 10:37:19 PM
You get a ninja mutant hamster that fights with a rifle. The noise of the gun is, strangely, undetectable by anyone other than said hamster.

I toss in a wombat and a leek.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Fnord on August 31, 2008, 06:21:45 AM
You get a new kind of pokémon (it's a wombat with a leek on its head, named Wombl).

I throw in a biologist, a physicist  and a chemist.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Shadow on August 31, 2008, 08:27:48 AM
You get the perfect doomsday weapon. A nanovirus that can not only decimate all life on the planet, but also consume and destroy the environment in order to endlessly replicate itself.

I chuck in a bag of peanuts, a monkey and a laser rifle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: ChrisABlair on September 01, 2008, 12:50:35 PM
You get a Terran Space Marine from Starcraft.

I throw in my Tekkaman form and Bob Marley's hair.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on September 01, 2008, 03:01:20 PM
You get CyberAkuma.
HIT THE DECK!



I throw in a copy of Cyberbots. And a cookie.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: BeenieWeenie on September 04, 2008, 03:32:20 PM
You get an oatmeal-raisin flavored Reptos... mmmmmm.

I throw in a Blackberry Pearl, Kevin from Seiken Densetsu 3 and some baby food. (Pasta Pickups, cheese flavored ravioli!)


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Shadow on September 04, 2008, 07:38:43 PM
You get a high-tech, dashingly Italian werewolf businessman.

I toss in a watch, a dime and some chocolate pudding.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on September 07, 2008, 04:16:02 AM
You get Wood Shield! Now Air Man can be defeated!


I throw in a Sega Genesis and a Super Nintendo. Let the battle be waged for all eternity!


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: ilberic on September 08, 2008, 02:54:52 PM
You get an Atari Jaguar. The console that really shouldn't have been made.

I throw in the MS-05 Zaku I and RX-78-2 Gundam.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on September 08, 2008, 05:26:45 PM
You get EI-14, the Zaku Zonder.
It proceeds to beat the daylights out of you with a Tempest 2000 cartridge for dissing the Jaguar.


I throw in the Holy Grail, the Ark of the Covenant, and a "Darwin fish" car ornament.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on September 08, 2008, 08:59:30 PM
You get the truth. Can you handle it?

I dump in Boss Borot and Ultimate Gravion.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: ChrisABlair on September 19, 2008, 12:20:30 AM
You get
GO- GO- GO- GODANNAAAAAAR!!!! (LOL)

I throw in a SD Gundam Force DVD, my virginity, and a stolen Gundam


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on September 19, 2008, 01:20:47 AM
You get back your virginity. That's not the way to lose it.


I toss in a few Proto Getters and a Vf-0.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on September 27, 2008, 04:56:11 PM
You get back your virginity. That's not the way to lose it.

I toss in some hoodoo voodoo and freaky deaky.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on September 27, 2008, 05:46:00 PM
You get back your virginity. That's not the way to lose it.

I throw in a Destiny Gundam. And a motorcycle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on September 27, 2008, 10:55:40 PM
you get a Lysithea class (http://mahq.net/mecha/gundam/v/lysithea.htm)

I'll add my sanity, and a shark tooth


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on September 29, 2008, 12:43:51 AM
Mojo joins your party. You find true love and peace of mind.

...I throw in aforementioned true love and peace of mind. And Mojo, while I'm at it.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on October 01, 2008, 02:56:10 PM
You get an amorous Mojo Jojo.

I stuff the Enterprise-C through the door of the TARDIS, then drop the TARDIS in the circle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on October 01, 2008, 03:43:20 PM
you get "Time Paradox" and "Fission Mailed" messages at the same time.

I'll add Jolly_Old_Saint's false teeth and a Buster Machine No 7


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on October 01, 2008, 04:37:58 PM
You get ZX-03, which promply eats your face. NICE JORB

I pump in the hatred of a thousand burning suns, along with a little toy robot from a $.50 toy vendor.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: ChrisABlair on October 01, 2008, 05:25:51 PM
You get COME HEEEEEEEERE!! Daitarn 3!!!

I throw in my Code Geass collection and my Macross collection, along with my left pinky


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on October 02, 2008, 01:33:33 AM
You get Sonic the Hedgehog. He shakes his finger at you and runs off.


I throw in a nest of giant spiders(Send 'em straight to hell! YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!) and a DVD of Arachnophobia.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on October 02, 2008, 10:57:46 AM
You get Lolth, the spider goddess of the drow.

I toss in a can of coke and a RYNO.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on October 02, 2008, 11:10:00 AM
you get a Seltzer Launcher enjoy firing bottles of mostly harmless soda.

I'll add Gundam Maxter and 9001 Linkon park AMVs


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on October 03, 2008, 04:47:21 AM
You get an Oreo. An emo Oreo. With a Haro painted on it.



I add an 8-tack tape and Megaman.




Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: ChrisABlair on October 03, 2008, 03:33:40 PM
You get... a really bad game soundtrack.

I throw in legions of the undead and  a 150 Gerbera Straight


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on October 04, 2008, 12:33:54 AM
You get Frank West, photojournalist. He's covered wars, you know.



I upload a pint of ice cream and Megatron's fusion cannon to a series of tubes connected to the circle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on October 06, 2008, 05:28:54 PM
You get the diabetis. Wilford Brimley warned you that would happen.

I throw in Don Frye's mustache, the source of his power.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 05, 2008, 03:42:53 PM
You get a shrubbery.

I throw in Basara Nekki, Dancougar, all 3 DGG mechs, Banprejos, Ideon, and Keisar Ephes.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 05, 2008, 03:44:48 PM
You get Super Robot Wars. And a Fire Bomber American CD.




I throw in a cupholder and a laser mouse... that's been overvolted until the laser cuts things.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on November 05, 2008, 03:50:43 PM
You get the Edumech ScanTron. Temporarily piloted by the most awesome person ever, Strong Bad. Temporarily.

"Yeah, I'm outta here once I get my fifty bucks."

I throw in the "Fission Mailed" and "Pime Taradox" from earlier.



Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 05, 2008, 03:53:04 PM
You get absolutely nothing.

I throw in Valsione, a Graviton Rifle, that Fire Bomber American CD, a VF-11MAXL, and Judecca


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 05, 2008, 03:59:56 PM
You get back Fire Bomber American AND their manager, Lynn Kaifun.



I throw in a cruise missile loaded with a cotton candy warhead and a pair of ferengi arms dealers..


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on November 05, 2008, 04:24:28 PM
You get a Crapshoot AI.

I throw in a Vanguard Over Boost and a box of rosemary-olive oil crackers. Seriously, those things are more delicious than cake.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 05, 2008, 04:28:18 PM
You get a cake, but the cake is a lie.

I kill Fire Bomber American, lock Lynn Kaifun in a jail cell to rot.  Neither of them are being put in.  I put in my Valcion Kai, Weissritter's Oxtongue Rifle, Wildwurger L, Wildfalken L, the Fairlions, and Compatible Kaiser.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on November 05, 2008, 05:15:32 PM
you get Compatible Rapie-lion  just don't ask how to control it....

I'll add Setsuna F Seiei, Garrod Ran and Judau Ashta


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: ChrisABlair on November 05, 2008, 06:01:20 PM
Ohmigod, it's Amuro Rei!!

I throw in Char Aznable, Zechs Marquise, Mr. Bushido, Rau Le Crueset, and their respective egos.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 05, 2008, 07:12:17 PM
You get gay porn.

I already know how to pilot that mech, since I followed the old RTFM rule.  I throw in Philemon, Nyarlathotep, Cthulhu, Shub-Niggorath, Azathoth, and Guido Sardenia.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on November 05, 2008, 09:01:34 PM
You get an Einst Reggisaur.

I throw in a buster rifle, a boosted hammer, a graviton launcher, and a shishio blade.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sakura77 on November 06, 2008, 04:11:55 PM
You get Wing Zero Melee Custom

I throw in Sakura Kinomoto,  Rin Tosaka and Lucy


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 06, 2008, 04:42:32 PM
You get a lesbian porno

I throw in some gay porn, EVA-01 with D-equipment, and a box of condoms.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on November 06, 2008, 04:52:49 PM
You trigger the Third Impact. NICE JORB.

I direct in said Third Impact, Pisa Sol, and the universe-resetting power of Ide.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on November 06, 2008, 07:33:27 PM
You get the revenge of Don Frye's mustache.

I throw in the man with the screaming brain and the entire cast of brain powerd.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 07, 2008, 02:22:48 AM
You get Fry, the only person that can stand up against the flying space brains!

I throw in an atomic bazooka. And a trigger-happy loon.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 07, 2008, 02:44:10 AM
You get me, armed with a bazooka, and I blast your brains out while laughing maniacally.

I throw in Astelion AX, Hyperion, and Alegrias.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: ChrisABlair on November 07, 2008, 02:48:51 AM
Aleglion is the new model!

I throw in all models of the Grungusts and all models of Huckies.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on November 07, 2008, 03:07:29 AM
You get Cybuster. It is both, and yet it is neither.

I throw in a Wild West-style steam train and a can of black spray paint.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 07, 2008, 03:09:22 AM
You get a model train.

I throw in Valsione, Cybuster, Diablo, Goddess, and Granveil.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 07, 2008, 06:41:24 AM
You get the steam-powered spider mech from the Wild Wild West movie.


I throw in a broken CD jewel case and a wedding veil.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 07, 2008, 10:00:56 AM
You get the Bride of Frankenstein.

I throw in all 8 main characters from Live-A-Live


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on November 07, 2008, 08:12:10 PM
You get: the demon, Odio.

I toss in Adol Christian and Link.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on November 13, 2008, 08:07:00 AM
You get a blond haired, blue-eyed mustache boomerang. It eats your facial hair. Also your liver.

I'll throw in everyone who's ever said toe-ma-toe.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on November 13, 2008, 02:45:47 PM
You get Attack of the Killer Toe-ma-toes.

i throw in everyone who's said poe-ta-toe.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 13, 2008, 04:41:55 PM
You get Attack of the Baked Poe-ta-toes.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on November 13, 2008, 05:02:08 PM
And a demon jumps out and eats you cause you didn't give anything to it.

I throw in a Type 0 Zankantou, Type 3 Zankantou, Thrudgelmir Zankantou, and the DyGenGuard Zankantou.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on November 13, 2008, 05:07:54 PM
you receive a time paradox from putting the same thing in twice.

I'll add Comos' (Ideon) Afro and Bask Ohm.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 13, 2008, 05:16:57 PM
You get a really bad hair day.

I throw in Ideon and the Ideon Gun.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 14, 2008, 12:57:10 AM
You get Armageddon. Well, Getter Robo: Armageddon DVDs, anyways.



I throw in Ex-CALIBAAAAAA and a Batarang.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on November 14, 2008, 05:13:52 AM
You get Gilgamesh! Now we shall fight like men! And women! And women who dress like men!

I throw in a mile of Buckytube (one molecule wide, stronger than steel) and a copy of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 14, 2008, 05:31:24 AM
You get a kevlar jacket! Put it on quick before Gilgamesh attack-... oh, never mind.

That looks like it hurts.



I throw in a GameCube and a Dreamcast.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 14, 2008, 10:00:04 AM
You get epic fail.

I throw in the demon that attacked me before.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sakura77 on November 14, 2008, 05:09:54 PM
You get the same demon because you only put one thing in.

I throw in Sakura Mato and Slayerdramon


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 14, 2008, 10:55:14 PM
You get a hententmon (hentai tentacle monster).  It rapes you.

I throw in the demon I received, a pikachu, and Bonfire of the Vanities.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on November 14, 2008, 11:04:37 PM
You get a Bonfire of the Manatees!

I insert the Tequila Gundam and a "STUFFING IS EVIL!" sign.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 15, 2008, 02:09:22 AM
You get a bottle of Stolichnaya vodka.

I throw in Gideon Zhi and Sume Gai.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on November 15, 2008, 02:14:07 AM
They come back out in Gurren Lagann and Giga Drill Breaker you.

I toss in an Applied Math textbook and an all-you-can-eat pizza buffet.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on November 15, 2008, 02:17:41 AM
You get a slice of delicious pi.

I direct in the White Base and a turducken.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 15, 2008, 03:22:36 AM
You get back the GameCube and Dreamcast. They're too good to stay in hell.


I throw down a deck of cards and Captain Planet.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 15, 2008, 12:20:09 PM
You get a giant douche and a turd sandwich.  Now, which one will be your mascot?

I throw in the cake and a liar.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on November 15, 2008, 01:41:21 PM
You get The Game.

Needs more AM Gunner and X-Wing.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 15, 2008, 02:23:37 PM
You get an X-Wing equipped with a G-Impact Cannon.  It shoots you and you die.

I throw in a T-Link system, a Cross-Gate Paradigm system, and a Mekton Zeta book.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on November 15, 2008, 02:49:24 PM
I return from the dead with the most bestest giant robot RPG of all time in the entire everything. Ever.

Lessee... How 'bout the Galactica, a bunch of Zerg Guardians aaand an Ork Kill Kroozer.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 15, 2008, 02:55:48 PM
You get the result of a secret laboratory experiement to create the ultimate warrior through genetic engineering: Captain James T. MacGuyver.
He builds you a starship using a t-bone, a paperclip, and a Ford Pinto.



I throw in 4chan and a broken telephone. Good riddance to both.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 15, 2008, 04:38:50 PM
You get the cake, but the cake is a lie.

I throw in mushrooms, sake, and my Super Special Fluffy Omelette Deluxe


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on November 15, 2008, 07:51:56 PM
There's an explosion, but aside from the fact you just blew up the summoning room, dinner's amazing.

After they're done rebuilding the summoning room, I throw in a Metool and a Sniper Joe.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on November 15, 2008, 11:38:01 PM
You get Joe T. Plumber.

I'll toss Riderman's hook and Hook's mustache.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 16, 2008, 01:25:52 AM
You get a copy of Treasure Island.


I throw in a Metroid(first form) and a horde of zombies.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on November 16, 2008, 03:09:26 AM
You get a zombie metroid. It doesn't just want your life force...

I toss in a DS and an evil Genie.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 16, 2008, 03:14:15 AM
You get Wizpig, from Diddy Kong Racing.

I throw in a copy of the lyrics to '4 O'Clock' by Emilie Autumn, a recording of Gong by JAM Project, and that recording of Asu e no Houkou by those NicoNico guys.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on November 17, 2008, 12:29:09 AM
You get a copy of muppet treasure island.

I'll toss in a surfing monkey, a surfing ninja, the silver surfer, one of those newfangled surfing rainbow machines, and a surfing pikachu.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 17, 2008, 12:34:35 AM
You get a moldy peach.  Enjoy!

I throw in a pair of fishnet stockings, a red ribbon, and Derek.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on November 17, 2008, 12:55:16 AM
You get Derek 2: electric boogaloo.

I throw in something interesting, something mildly interesting, something less interesting, and a hobo's facial hair.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 17, 2008, 12:56:30 AM
You get nothing, because you were unoriginal.

I throw in Emilie Autumn and her backup band, the Bloody Crumpets.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on November 17, 2008, 01:00:21 AM
You get yourself with a spoon embedded in your knee. It means something, damn you. It MEANS something.

I throw in the spoony you and a giraffe's head with a nintendo controller.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 17, 2008, 03:41:31 AM
Rainbow Brite bursts forth all grown up and HOT, carrying Alaras on the back of her horse. She drops him on your doorstep before disappearing to who knows where.


I drop in a Buns of Steel video and a case of Coke.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 17, 2008, 03:59:26 AM
You get a cola-flavored dental dam (safer-sex tool used for tongue-to-orifice contact).

I return to the room, and throw in the hot Rainbow Brite and her horse, along with a Knight who Says Ni.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on November 17, 2008, 08:42:16 AM
You get a female kamen rider. Needles then fall on her from the sky as she's electrocuted, poisoned, and hurled from a thirty-story building. Subsequently, a plane crashes into her. She isn't mentioned after the next episode.

I throw in her vengeful remains with the spoon and leg I cut off that spare alaras (what broke his neck on my doorstep...after or before I made sure). While I'm at it, I throw in some wheat thins. Also a keebler elf.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on November 17, 2008, 09:35:10 AM
You get shot by the fans for killing off the girl Rider, even though they all knew she was gonna die sooner or later anyway.

I throw in a GM and a Zaku I.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on November 17, 2008, 10:05:08 AM
you get the ultimate weapon of the OYW the Super Ball sadly it was too awesome to be officially acknowledged and no one knows what it is equipped with; capable of or looks like.

I'll ad a Shark Tooth and Akira Toriyama


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on November 17, 2008, 11:28:28 AM
Mojo joins your party. You find true love and a sense of deja vu.

..I throw in aforementioned true love and sense of deja vu.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 17, 2008, 01:42:44 PM
You get a Time Egg.

I throw in a ZZ Gundam, a Huckebein Mk.II M, and Ausenseiter.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 17, 2008, 03:13:39 PM
"Activate interlocks!
Dynotherms connected!
Infracells up!
Megathrusters are go!"

You get Voltron, Defender of the Universe.


I throw in the space mice and a bag of cheese.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 17, 2008, 03:25:35 PM
You get an empty bag and a bunch of still-hungry space mice.

I throw in Megaman, Gon, and a copy of the novelization of Char's Counterattack.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on November 17, 2008, 11:17:14 PM
You get a Robeast for Voltron to kick the crap out of.

I throw in a Zaku II, a Zaku Tank, and a Hizack.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 18, 2008, 12:17:34 AM
You get a Guncannon.


I throw in Cobra Commander, his evil ozone ray he intends to use to blast California with solar radiation, and Captain Planet.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on November 18, 2008, 12:24:39 AM
You get Sergeant Pepper and Admiral Halsey. Koo koo kachoo.

I throw in a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli and a d20.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 18, 2008, 02:38:05 AM
You get a 1 in 20 chance of eating ravioli for dinner.


I throw in a magic missile and the darkness.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on November 18, 2008, 02:47:51 AM
You get: a Mountain Dew.

I toss in a Revolver and a Yellow Submarine.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on November 18, 2008, 04:40:12 PM
You get a bootleg copy of best of Gun's and Roses.

I throw in a beam saber and a Afro Bright trading card.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 18, 2008, 05:08:36 PM
You get Cosmo Yuki.

I throw in the Buster Machines and Ideon.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on November 18, 2008, 05:15:56 PM
You get GunIdeon, the second most overpowered giant robot in all existance. The first most overpowered then steps on it, just to prove the point.

I throw in Char's Zaku II and Ramba Ral's Gouf.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on November 18, 2008, 05:19:58 PM
You get a Gespenst MkII Kai Custom.

I toss in a Grungust Type-3, a Huckebein MkIII, a Gespenst MkIII and some Ghirardelli chocolates.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on November 18, 2008, 05:37:54 PM
You get the Neo Getter machines and a few old copys of Shonen Jump


I toss in a copy of Earthbond, a leo and a aries.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on November 18, 2008, 05:52:31 PM
You get the New Age Retro Hippiebot.

I cast in a snorkel, some rubber floaties, and a Z'gok.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 18, 2008, 06:15:55 PM
You get a Z'Gok Char Custom. It's three times more comedic than a standard Z'Gok.

I throw in a beam saber, a lightsaber, servant Saber, and a civil war saber.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on November 18, 2008, 06:21:07 PM
You get Saber back, now triple-wielding the other sabers a la Zoro. I mean, really, it's Saber. There's not much farther you can go.

I toss in some magic beans, a shrunken head, and one of Howard's hawaiian shirts.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on November 18, 2008, 06:26:34 PM
You get an old VHS of Ryu Jose's White Base Vaction Album. With such hits as "Jumping on White Base"


I throw in a manga-ka and Agro Gulski.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on November 18, 2008, 06:29:35 PM
Argo Gulsky is sad. Argo Gulsky is angry. Argo Gulsky is happy.

I throw in an Oxtongue Rifle, a G-Impact Cannon, and the Alt.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 18, 2008, 06:31:35 PM
You get a Gespenst with a Tronium engine and the ability to use both the Oxtongue Rifle and G-Impact Cannon.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 18, 2008, 09:13:30 PM
You lose the part in your hair, a dollar and twelve cents, and some pocket lint.
The circle must be fed.

You receive the tears of Optimus Prime, said to be the one weapon that can defeat Chuck Norris.



I throw Chuck Norris in. And Unicron.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Dsvaun on November 18, 2008, 09:26:35 PM
You get Chuck Norris with his foot extended and Gon on top of it.  The most dangerous weapon in the universe.

I throw in a Tank and a penny.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on November 18, 2008, 09:45:04 PM
You get a copper plated Guntank.

I throw in a pocket watch, a space train and a rock.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on November 20, 2008, 03:14:58 AM
The circle's strength has made you cry.

I suddenly arrive and throw in Fin Fang Foom's pants. Also some lint and that Lindbergh baby.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on November 20, 2008, 12:53:32 PM
I'll say this to start. The face on that baby's chest is just a decoration.

I'll throw in a motorcycle. And a trashcan.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on November 20, 2008, 03:05:23 PM
You get an UrbanMech (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/UrbanMech).

I chuck in a space colony and Speedy Gonzales.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on November 20, 2008, 08:53:17 PM
You get Neo Mexico's great fighter, Tequila Gundam.

I toss in Epyon and a delorean.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on November 21, 2008, 10:09:19 AM
A transvestite robot from the past is sent to kill you. It falls in love and gets a movie contract with Fox.

I throw in some Deneb candy and Tendou Souji's grandmother.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on November 21, 2008, 01:23:20 PM
You get the Zector that stands at the top of all Zectors, the Shrimp Zector.

I throw in White Base, and a 5 dollar hot topic gift card


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 21, 2008, 03:25:54 PM
You get Latooni Subota in her Gothic Lolita clothes.

I throw in the Kurogane, Dairaioh, Dygengard, and Valsione.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 21, 2008, 03:46:40 PM
You get a JAM Project CD.


I throw in a monocle, a cursed demonic katana that thirsts for blood, and a cellphone.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on November 21, 2008, 07:03:58 PM
You get a telemarketer.

I steal Alaras' Jam Project CD, then throw him and any five Sailor Moon Drama CDs in.

Then I go listen me up some Cybuster.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 21, 2008, 07:24:51 PM
You get me, piloting a Huckebein Mk. III Boxer.  I attack you with the G Sword Diver and kill you. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I then throw in said Huckebein and a spare Graviton Rifle


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sume Gai on November 21, 2008, 07:30:45 PM
Derek returns to life piloting the Vaisaga. you better start apologizing

I throw in myself and a Goldion Hammer


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on November 21, 2008, 07:41:59 PM
Gao"Gai"Gar emerges, and boy does that hammer look like'd hurt.

I toss in a Type 61 tank and a Zaku command horn.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 21, 2008, 07:55:39 PM
You get a Gouf tentacle.

A japanese schoolgirl dives in out of self-defense, and I throw in King J-Der after her.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on November 21, 2008, 07:59:57 PM
You get Fei-Yen.

I toss in the telemarketer and the copper-plated Guntank.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Tristan Kain on November 21, 2008, 08:17:00 PM
  The presence of a telemarketer with even the threat of heavy weaponry to people who try to say no causes a larger portion of the stored evil within the circle to run screaming in terror from their ultimate incarnation on Earth.  Armageddon ensues.  Good times!

  I toss in a copy of Unlimited SaGa and this stupid flash memory stick whose drivers wiped my system registry.  (well, someone's got to restore all that evil)


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on November 21, 2008, 09:12:04 PM
Get Voltron being driving by the ghostbuster with Bruce Campbell froming the chin...I mean head.

I toss in Tuxedo Mask, Char, Zechs, and Gundam Ez8


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 22, 2008, 01:15:57 AM
You get back Mystere, Champion of Justice!


I throw in Ayane and a pair of headphones.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Keiseth on November 22, 2008, 04:51:47 PM
You get The Pillows, playing live!

I throw in Koppa, the talking weasel from Shiren the Wanderer.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on November 22, 2008, 05:48:46 PM
You get back Mr. Resetti, the talking.

I throw in Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spider-Man Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined. And Funky the monkey's "Love Monkey."

(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/6345/funkymonkeykc6.png)


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on November 22, 2008, 09:50:30 PM
You get a family guy cut away about the super human samurai cyber squad.

I'll throw in the robot from lost in space, the 6 million dollar man, and a gm.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 22, 2008, 10:37:29 PM
You get a cuddle toy.

I throw in 3 red Vajra, Ranka Lee, and Grace O'Connor.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 22, 2008, 11:50:14 PM
You get Fire Bomber!
"LISTEN TO MY SONG!"


I throw in a plasma prinny and a concussion rifle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 23, 2008, 12:01:42 AM
You get a well-armed prinny.  It blows your head off with a grenade.

I put in a hard-boiled egg, a rubber band, and a paper clip.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on November 23, 2008, 12:12:11 AM
You get a rusty zaft heavy blade and a betamax

I throw in Betterman and a furit stand.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on November 23, 2008, 12:21:21 AM
You get a Little Shop of Horrors. Full of Prinnies.

I throw in the RX-78-2 Gundam, Mazinger Z and Getter Robo.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on November 23, 2008, 12:07:43 PM
JayBee comes back in the Macross with a crew consisting entirely of cute girls in uniform and heavily armed Prinnies in Valks. That makes Alaras 0 for 2, I believe.

I'll toss in the Metal Max Buggy, a shotgun, and six volumes of Hayate The Combat Butler.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 23, 2008, 02:06:09 PM
Ms. Nagato, do we have a lock?
*Yuki nods almost imperceptibly.*

Excellent. Ms. Kusanagi, arm the main cannon!
Ms. Kiyone, fire at will!

*The Macross fires, bathing the horror that came out for Derek in untold amounts of destructive energy, likely saving all of humanity.*


Right. And with that done, I'll throw in a stubby pencil and a traffic ticket, and retire to my quarters.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sakura77 on November 23, 2008, 07:56:02 PM
You get the overweight traffic cop from Hell.

I jump in and the six characters of Sacred II


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 24, 2008, 04:55:25 AM
You get thrown back out. In your left pocket is a squirt gun full of Tabasco sauce.



I throw in a Wiimote jacket(you know, the rubber things they started putting on them after people hurled a few through televisions) and a case of M&Ms.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 24, 2008, 05:18:13 AM
You get back an M&M action figure.

I throw in Ultimate Gravion, a Balgora Glory, and G Compatible Kaiser.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on November 24, 2008, 03:36:14 PM
You get Ultraman teaming up with the Swat Katts


I throw into the circle.....Alex Terbek, a g-fighter and Heavyarms.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on November 26, 2008, 10:45:10 PM
Sean Connery punches you in the face. He can't spell, but he smells something off.

I'll toss in bouken spirits and ubiquitous dinoguts.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on November 26, 2008, 11:04:08 PM
You caught Zuban stealing Precious Dino curry.

I'll throw in rude dog, shinning gundam and Texas Mack


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 27, 2008, 01:05:54 AM
The dog sends up a fart with TOO MUCH HIGH POWER MAN!.

I throw in a pile of pennies and a bucket to hold them.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sakura77 on November 27, 2008, 11:47:06 AM
You get a bucket full of pennies that are worth nothing

I throw in Gon and Derek


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on November 27, 2008, 03:41:06 PM
Derek 3: Electric Giggity rises up from the ocean to destroy Tokyo. Derek 2: Elecctric Boogaloo challenges Derek 3 to a dance competition. Both of them lose to Scott Bakula.

I throw in Jingle Man and Christmas Boy, fighting crime with toys.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on November 30, 2008, 12:48:38 AM
Derekman: The Holiday Special rises and battles Scott Bakula to the death along side Derek 1, 2, and 3 to save Santa Claus. Things go smoothly until Bakula reveals a nuclear explosive strapped to his chest, intending to detonate it. Gathering up all of his strength and determination, Derekman charges Scott, grabs him, and flies them both out into the ocean before the bomb goes off, sacrificing himself to save them all.

Derek 3 salutes him by saying "Derekman....no....You are Kamen Derek #4."

After that display of awesomeness and trivia, I throw in a motorcycle, two boxes of Slim Jims, and a Kodak camera.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on November 30, 2008, 12:58:12 AM
But they did not know that Derekman did live, and ended up in tahiti  enjoying a much needed vaction. Before showing up the next time the others where in trouble to save thier asses in a heroic manner. By crashing his bike into a slim jim monster.
Truely, a photographic moment.


I throw in an old copy of the Universe of the Four Gods, a gomg hat, and a bootlege copy of Char's Counterattack,


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on November 30, 2008, 01:27:48 AM
The greatest crossover mecha ever, the Chichiri Shiki, rises from the circle. With an I-Field, a beam staff, and a gong hat funnel armed with a high mega beam cannon, it is truly a force to be reckoned with. And the shades. My god, the shades.

I toss in a chainsaw, a stereo with a breakdancing CD in it, and a loaf of wheat bread.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 30, 2008, 02:04:09 AM
You get an advance copy of the next big blockbuster megahit, The Revenge of Nagato Yuki Episode 00.

At least, I've been assured it's a future blockbuster by the Ultra Producer.





I throw in eye of newt, wing of bat, fur of snake, and unisex hat.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on November 30, 2008, 12:52:05 PM
You get teleported to the wrong place with a werewolf and a stout-if-flatulent viking.

I throw in Kamen Rider DCD and the person who scribbled lines over his mask. And some of my beard trimmings for good measure.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on November 30, 2008, 09:10:16 PM
You get get a cellphone. The cellphone rings and you answer. "The president has been kidnapped by Ninjors. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"

For tonights fine dinning  I offer an old pair of converse, some Gum Gum fruit, and a compact drive.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 30, 2008, 10:00:09 PM
You get an LFO with extendable limbs.

I throw in a refboard, the Gekko, and Nirvash type:TheEnd


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on November 30, 2008, 11:58:01 PM
You get the Macross Quarter. Surfing on Battle 7.

In goes der Geist, die Seele, und das Gespenst.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on December 02, 2008, 07:25:49 PM
The circle only speaks American. And Japanese. And Latin. And a little Australian.

I throw in two digeredoos and a kerblingy.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on December 03, 2008, 02:55:04 AM
A Zolan comes out of the circle, says "Sumimasen", and leaves the room.

I throw in a gong, Elysdeon (from Phantasy Star 4), and KOS-MOS.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Tristan Kain on December 06, 2008, 12:31:34 PM
  You get back an F-SCYTHE that's been implanted with a Piko-Piko hammer, so it makes a cute squeaking sound anytime it slices something in half.

  In keeping with the theme, I toss in the Landeel, the Elsa, and an actual Piko-Piko hammer.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on December 10, 2008, 03:14:17 AM
you got the Arondight... But it's just a toy




I put my dog and a imp in the circle


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on December 11, 2008, 02:15:48 PM
You get Impmon with a 12 year old bottle of scotch.

I throw in Alucard, a vespa and Alucard.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on December 11, 2008, 02:51:20 PM
You get Signum, the pink-haired magical swordwoman of kickass!

I shove in an Opel Signum, the german car.
And then I hurl my busted trackball down after it.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on December 18, 2008, 02:17:14 AM
The lack of direction in german engineering makes you marry someone you barely know. Turns out, it was Derek 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Having finally taken the time to rescue the president, I throw him in the circle with the beard trimmings of a thousand exploding suns. And some chips.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on December 18, 2008, 02:40:54 AM
Aww, crap. I was hoping I could marry my Motoko from earlier. Maybe a bridge bunny. Or Signum, if I hadn't thrown her in the circle.


You get Santa Claus. But his beard is as red as his suit. And dribbles ash as it constantly regenerates from the fire. He begs you to end his suffering.




I throw in Unicron. And Gon.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on December 18, 2008, 02:47:27 AM
You get a burnt maple leaf.

I throw in an infant's first tears, a newt, and a Phoenix Pinion.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on December 18, 2008, 11:38:23 PM
Out from the circle a hot blooded roar echoes out as Black Getter jumps out to give gifts to the children of the world.

I throw in Megaman, Soundwave, and the brave little toaster.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on December 19, 2008, 01:20:32 AM
Megaman blasts Soundwave, and the Brave Little Toaster drags his parts away. Soundwave leaps out after being rebuilt, painted black, and renamed Soundblaster.


I throw in a better mousetrap, and all the people knocking at my door.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on December 19, 2008, 07:19:00 AM
Congrats, you're now the main character in a Deception game. As such, you get the giant demon's foot trap. Enjoy your Monty Python reference.

I throw in a hoe, watering can, and the foundation which all successful farms are built upon: turnips.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on December 19, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
you get a.....   Lovely bunch of coconuts



I put in a Blank CD


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on December 19, 2008, 10:58:25 AM
It comes out blank - you forgot to put something else in.

I take the blank media and put it in someone's slippers. And borrow someone's hedgeclippers. Then toss it all in an unmarked van and put it in the circle with The DeTHemberween THnikkaman!


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on December 20, 2008, 11:25:59 PM
Equailant Exchange has no idea what to make of that one. So out of the hellmouth that is the summoning circle rides Duo Maxwell and Rattrap driving The A-team van. They soon jump out of the van, which then transfroms and reveals itself to be Optimus Prime. You got the touch soon begans to play as the criedits roll by.

I throw in the Autobot matrix of leadership, a digivice, and a WildWruger



Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on December 21, 2008, 01:21:54 AM
Unicron leaps out screaming, while eating the Wildwurger.
Rodimus Prime comes running out behind him carrying the Matrix while You Got the Touch plays in the background.

I take the Matrix and throw Hot Rod back into the hellmouth, along with a can of peanuts.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on December 22, 2008, 09:01:23 PM
Wreckgar leaps out of the circle eating the peanuts and begans to sing "Dare to be stupid"

After saying the universal greating to get him out of the way i throw in CNN, a zankotu, Gundam Altron and a can of red hair dye


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 26, 2009, 12:18:54 AM
You get the Altron Char Custom. It's red, and the flamethrowers burn three times hotter than a standard Altron. It also took a very long time to paint.


I throw in acopy of Oneechanbara, a DVD with the Windows 7 beta on it, and a broken MP3 player.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on February 26, 2009, 12:57:20 AM
You get a ticket to Spamalot, but the show's already closed, so you can't see it.  No refunds.

I throw in a 9mm handgun loaded with a clip of parabellum rounds, an encyclopedia of occult languages, and a grimoire fully detailing everything one would need to know about the 72 Demons of the Goetia.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 26, 2009, 01:12:58 AM
You get Albus.


I throw in Vanilla Ice and Kris Kross, dating myself horrifically in the process.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on February 26, 2009, 02:52:25 AM
You get Milli Vanilli.

I toss in the velvet key and an evoker.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on February 26, 2009, 10:42:07 AM
Igor jumps out of the circle, bitchslaps you for your irresponsibility, then vanishes as he returns to the Velvet Room, all without saying a word.

I throw in a copy of Citizen Ruth, a Grungust Type-3 Zankantou, and the novel Les Miserables.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on February 26, 2009, 02:02:04 PM
You get OBJECTION that can cut slice though the justice system itself.
From the greatest Samurai Lawyer of all, Zanger Wright.


I throw in 5 teenagers with aditute, a thundercat and the Go-Danner


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on February 26, 2009, 02:37:48 PM
You get the GoLion theme song.

I put in a PS2, some Tootsie Rolls and a small tree.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on February 28, 2009, 10:58:59 PM
You get the top half of a ps3.

I'll grant the circle my mix of evil and justice flavors. And beard trimmings.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Andrew on February 28, 2009, 11:39:35 PM
You get Phoenix Wright's evil clone, complete with goatee.

I toss in an HEV suit and a crowbar.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chaostic on March 04, 2009, 06:19:51 PM
you got a LEV(construction type)

I throw in some of Gon's drool and a members only jacket from the back of my closet


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sakura77 on March 04, 2009, 06:55:02 PM
You get the limited edition AGGF members jacket

I throw in Madchen from DQV, Minerva from FE:SD,  a Advance Hazel and a Hyzenthlay.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: ChrisABlair on March 04, 2009, 11:38:55 PM
You get Super Robot Tais... er... A Giant Robot Strategy RPG.

I throw in my ego and Z Gundam collection


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on March 05, 2009, 12:49:23 AM
Strangly enough only a couple SD gundams pop out. Equilent exchange can be a bitch.

I toss in a camera, a ps2 and A B.F.G.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on March 05, 2009, 02:19:21 AM
You get a Cthulhu doll.

I throw in six whisked egg whites, some chopped mushrooms, a diced onion, ten cloves of chopped garlic, and half a bag of fresh triple-washed spinach.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on March 05, 2009, 02:51:54 AM
You get the Devil's angel food cake. Or some quiche. I could never tell the difference...

I drop in Dann of Thursday and a bag of pretzel sticks.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on March 05, 2009, 03:23:52 AM
I jump out and bitchslap you for turning my omelette into  a cake.

I put in a drop of my blood, the quiche, and Ianator's R-3.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on March 05, 2009, 04:38:35 AM
You get a vampire cyborg. A VEGETARIAN vampire cyborg.


I toss in a donut, a brownie, a cookie, and a cupcake.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on March 05, 2009, 10:04:13 AM
You get nothing, I get something to snack on till lunch.

I throw in Titan, Lamia, and Ara Mitami.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: SilvrDragn23112 on April 22, 2009, 09:54:05 AM
You get a poorly-designed Mega Man boss, made for a cross-over game!

I toss in a ginko tree, a projector, and a backpack filled with Calculus tests.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on April 22, 2009, 01:25:24 PM
You get the old g1 combiner, Computrion! And he's doing everyones taxes for free.



I throw in a deloeran, the autobot matrix of leadership and the bebop.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on April 22, 2009, 05:57:36 PM
You caused a time pardox!


I tell Solid Snake to go clean up your mess, then throw him in along with a P-38 handgun that might or might not actually be an evil alien Robot in Disguise(tm)


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on April 23, 2009, 02:39:28 AM
You get a Power Tool Dragon, but it's immediately destroyed by the trap card Bottomless Trap Hole before you can use an equip magic on it.  I throw in Stardust Dragon - Assault Mode, Red Dragon Archfiend - Assault Mode, Yubel, Thousand-Eyes Restrict, and Dark Magician of Chaos (not the ritual monster).


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on April 23, 2009, 10:59:50 AM
You get Abridge series quotes all around....In America.

So shut up steve.


I throw in a shotgun, Quatro's sunglasses, and a dvd boxset of full metal alchemist.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sakura77 on April 23, 2009, 02:27:24 PM
You get Fullmetal Evil featuring a disgused Ed facing zombies and various enemies from Fullmetal Alchemist using a shotgun and alchemy

I throw in Armored Core: Last Raven and the original mecha from SRT K


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on April 23, 2009, 08:56:19 PM
You get Ravirn, the Raven.
(If anyone RECOGNIZES that reference, I'll be surprised)


I throw in my confusion over my last incident and the USS Enterprise. "NCC-1701, no bloody A, B, C, or D."


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on December 10, 2009, 10:43:11 PM
You get a Blu-Ray of the recent Star Trek movie. Enjoy your alternate temporal paradox timeline.

I throw in a laptop, two cases of whiskey, and a Devil Summoning Program.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Dsvaun on December 11, 2009, 02:16:13 AM
You get the powerful Metatron. He proceeds to taste the whiskey and spit it into a glass.

I throw in a printer and a motorcycle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on December 11, 2009, 05:17:03 AM
You get a printer... an old-school laser printer the size of a filing cabinet, with wheels to move it on.


I throw in a box of cookies. And a GameBoy.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on December 11, 2009, 02:46:43 PM
You'd normally get a copy of Yoshi's Cookie, but something glitched in the circle and you got a copy of Yoshi's Sweatshop. The goal in this game is to match up all the pieces of the shoes to make them disappear before Mario decides you're not working hard enough and has you whipped to death. And since the game's entirely in Chinese, that only takes him about fifteen seconds.

I think the circle's kind of rusty.

So, I throw in a can of WD-40, half a pack of cigarettes, a swiss army knife, and a salt shaker.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on December 11, 2009, 03:23:26 PM
You get MacGuyver, who proceeds to completely refurbish the circle with the WD-40, defuse a nuclear weapon with the salt shaker, rescue the president's daughter from ninjas with the swiss army knife, and then smoke the cigarettes.


I throw in a submarine and a can of yellow paint.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on December 11, 2009, 06:12:38 PM
A yellow Submarineroid appears and launches a torpedo at you in a Direct Attack, dealing 800 damage before shifting to defense position.

I throw in Aegis, an Evoker, a Gespenst Mk-II TT, and one each of Caster shells numbered 4, 9, and 13.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on December 11, 2009, 08:45:50 PM
Aigis is a little angry that you threw her in like that, as she just rose back up and summoned a Godzilla-sized Athena and sicced it on Tokyo. Godzilla's gonna be pissed.

I toss in a spark plug, two sledgehammers, and this week's Wall Street Journel.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on December 12, 2009, 01:18:37 AM
You get an MC Hammer CD. It's Hammer time!



I throw in a spare remote control and a wet dog.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on December 13, 2009, 01:21:11 AM
You get a Big Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHJJQ0zNNOM).

I carefully pour in the bricks shat from the above video and some mini BD-Rs after it.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on December 14, 2009, 09:29:51 AM
Oddly enough, you get a banana cream pie, but it seems like there were a few ingredient substitutions...

I throw in Elemental Hero Divine Neos, Dark Magician of Chaos, and Majestic Star Dragon.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on December 15, 2009, 05:17:35 PM
You get a darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows et cetera et cetera super-short DRAGON SLAVE!!!!!!!
Mainly because star dragons are bad mothers, and I'd like to take it out..


I throw in The Piko-piko Lina-chan golem, and a cell phone.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Griffandir14 on December 18, 2009, 08:03:10 PM
Holy crap you got DarkOmnimon!
I throw in a copy of weapons monthly June and Artea's toenail clipping


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sakura77 on December 19, 2009, 09:10:40 AM
???! you get a sword made of toe-nail clippings.

I throw in Sakura Kinomono, Princess Sakura, Tsubasa(Sakura) and the demigod Senna.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on December 19, 2009, 03:42:13 PM
You get back Sakura Matou. Who seems to be on the verge of a nervous breakdown... oh, shit! RUN!



I throw in a SNESCD prototype and a box of Legos.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on December 19, 2009, 09:47:57 PM
You get a--hey, did someone mess with the lights?

...Guys?

....

*Splorch*

*Due to some technical difficulties, this summoning result has been cancelled. When a replacement crew is brought onto the scene, they find a wristwatch, one shoe, and a bloody duster jacket sitting neatly on the circle.*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Griffandir14 on December 20, 2009, 02:23:33 AM
You get a very confused Harry Dresden

I throw in two duff beer coupons and a wedding dress


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Hiiragi on December 21, 2009, 09:34:50 AM
You get five years of bitter regret and a divorce lawyer.
(Can't get enough of that wonderful duff!)

I throw in a box of cheerios, a pack of cards, and a flashlight.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on December 21, 2009, 03:10:30 PM
You get a grain of rice

I throw in a 9mm bullet with a heart carved into it, a 1st Edition Neo-Parshath, The Sky Paladin card, twenty packets of mild Border Sauce from Taco Bell, a box of whole-wheat linguine, and my homemade vegetarian tomato-bean-and-rice soup with extra hot sauce.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Kaos on December 21, 2009, 03:57:49 PM
You get a Spread Gun power-up.

I shall throw in a low yield tactical nuke and Season 1 of Family Guy on DVD.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on December 22, 2009, 04:31:02 AM
You get God, The Devil, and Bob. The series on DVD, not the people.


I throw in God, The Devil, and Bob. The people, not the series on DVD.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on December 24, 2009, 06:11:46 PM
   New Game
> Load Game
   Options
   Extras
   Exit

    1   2   >3   4
    23:20:31 9/12/09
    01:01:34 9/13/09
    10:09:53 9/29/09
    14:28:10 10/17/09
    20:09:00 10/21/09
>  22:37:45 12/19/09

Load this game?
>Yes No

Game loaded.

---------
"Jay just made a Fate Stay Night reference. I should--"

   1: Play along with it.
> 2: Ignore it and move on.

You get a Shin Megami Tensei strategy guide. Have fun translating it.

I'm gonna toss in a flaming axe, a spear of ice, and two thunder broadswords, just to see what happens.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on December 25, 2009, 07:27:37 PM
You get an iron sword. Made of wood. It has one of twelve endurance.

I throw in the seeds to the future that lie buried in the past. And the keys to the future which also lie buried in the past. You know what, screw it, I'm just throwing in everything that's ever been underground at some point in the past.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on December 25, 2009, 09:00:52 PM
The circle makes it all disappear, and all you see is a medium-sized herring and a note that reads "Use this to chop down a fir tree."  It is signed by The Knights Who Say Ni.


I throw in that herring, two shrubberies, and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on December 25, 2009, 10:10:19 PM
I punch you in the face and call you a nerd.

I throw in twelve Goa'uld death gliders, eleven Ferengi ears, ten Nebari hairs, nine unidentified grongi, eight zentraedi battle pods, Seven Soldiers of Victory, six kilrathi paws, five gekirangers, four Dean Stockwells, three Getter Machines, two Kinnikumen, and Madness Weather because why not.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on December 25, 2009, 10:39:49 PM
You get the best goddamned Tokusatsu show ever.

I'm tossing in the Blade belt, the Delta belt, and the Ixa '86 belt.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on December 27, 2009, 12:49:32 PM
You get a Barbie belt.

I throw in the Fairlions, a Valcion Kai, a bullwhip, a bullhorn, and Rin Tohsaka's 10,000,000 yen gemstones.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on December 28, 2009, 09:32:13 PM
You get a copy of Indiana Jones and The Family Jewels.

I load up a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli, a can of oil, and the Can-Can.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on December 28, 2009, 11:19:14 PM
You get the Tin Man eating a can of Spam.


Iadd in an ice tray, a paper plate, and a copy of Pride and Prejudice.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on December 29, 2009, 10:55:19 PM
You get a broken heart in a McDonald's bag. Also some soggy french fries, kept in that same bag. And a love letter from the circle. Even though you broke up with it because it kept throwing broken hearts and soggy blood-covered french fries your way. Also, it's kind of needy.

I throw in Atom, the other Atom, Molecular, Moleculo (THE MOLECULAR MAN!), Particle Man, and Osmosis Jones.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on December 31, 2009, 03:07:17 PM
You get an 80s tokusatsu hit that saddly gets terrible english dubbing state side.

I throw in some old yogi bear vhs tapes, a betamax, can of folgers coffe and a bottle of 12 year old pepsi.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on January 03, 2010, 01:52:11 AM
You get a rusty spoon.  Hope you've had your tetanus shots!

I throw in a Ranma 1/2 DVD, homemade penne a la vodka (with peas), a bottle of cider vinegar, and an empty pokeball.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on January 04, 2010, 08:08:07 PM
You get captured in the pokeball and nicknamed Pinky. While we steal the vodka, and watch ranma 1/2.

Before I toss something into the circle, let me tell you about tonights drink special. Stolen Vodka suprise. We stold Alaras vodka, Surpise!

Anyway I toss in a dvd of Char's counter attack, the dancing hawaiin girl from Megas XLR and a jam project autographed cd.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on January 04, 2010, 11:04:59 PM
(There was no vodka to swipe, so enjoy your vinegar!  Penne ala Vodka is a PASTA DISH)

You get a broken ukelele.

I throw in the Frozen Flame, Forte Gigas, and an egg.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 07, 2010, 05:07:31 PM
You get retconned into being Magus. Except lamer. And not actually Magus.

I throw in Gumby, a Grongi, and a Gelgoog.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 14, 2010, 09:53:58 PM
I get GumGiGoog the Great.

Then throw in Taopaipai, Mr. PoPo, Peoples from Shaft, some paleontologists,  and Pi Pai Ni Ge Long Deng Dong.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 15, 2010, 02:03:05 AM
"T-Rex? You said you got a T-Rex?"
"I did."
"Say it again!"
"You got a T-Rex."


I throw in Bayonetta, Devil May Cry, and PN03.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 17, 2010, 09:06:56 PM
You get boobs. They over-boob and implode, leaving a mark on your back in the shape of the letter Q.

I thow in Alexander the great, Alakazam the great, the Great Lakes Avengers, and GumGiGoog the Great.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 18, 2010, 01:44:24 AM
You get Great Mazinger.



I throw in a chicken bone, a bag of chips, and a prinny, dood.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on January 22, 2010, 04:04:10 AM
Dood!  The prinny eats the chips and oddly enough, the chicken bone, then explodes in your face.

I throw in a paper with the Heart Sutra written on it in Sanskrit, a Glory Shield card, and Sounga, the Dragon Sword.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 22, 2010, 06:18:21 PM
Daniel Jackson helps you ascend.

...but you're still hungry. So you descend.

I throw Ozzie's pants, Flea's bustier, and Thom Bombadil.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 23, 2010, 03:31:00 PM
Bilbo Baggins comes out, wearing a bra and a set of boxer shorts on his head.


I throw in the one ring and a bag of chips.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 23, 2010, 05:16:13 PM
You get Bilbo's foot trimmings. In the form of a limerick.
Befuddled, the sight makes you feel like you're sick.
You're curious, though, and so you step close.
Twixt the hairs you find some pieces of toast.
And now, to throw in here's my pick:

I'll first toss the plumber, then goes the baker, and finally the candlestick maker.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 25, 2010, 01:14:49 AM
The plumber leaps up and punches a brick, then snatches the meat cleaver that comes out, transforming into Butcher Mario.


I throw in Luigi(no one likes him anyways) and a tanuki.  Not a suit, the actual creature.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on January 25, 2010, 06:25:46 PM
The tanuki's magic testicles clog the circle. The butcher/plumber goes to work on them so as to get the unholy thing going again.

I dive in after Lugi, pull him out for being awesome, and pull off his mustache. I pocket said mustache for later use, then toss in Vin Diesel and the entire cast of Naked Gun 33 1/2. And Luigi's mustache. Not the one I just grabbed, the one from a while ago. Also Luigi.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on January 25, 2010, 08:10:08 PM
Luigi comes screaming at high speed in the Green Fire, the back seat converted into an automatic fireball and Bob-Omb launcher, which he starts using indescriminately.

Several of those Bob-Ombs land in the circle. Luna help us all.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 26, 2010, 05:36:33 PM
Dennis Hopper steps out of the circle, looks down at his feet, shouts "Bob-omb!" and gets thrown into a cement mixer when the Bob-ombs explode.

I throw in a Super Scope and a harmonica.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on February 11, 2010, 11:19:09 AM
You get a battery-powered harmonica that drains twelve double-As per minute.

I throw in Jan Jansen, Tek Jansen, and turn-a gundam's mustache.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on February 13, 2010, 05:45:38 PM
You get an odd new Tekkaman, called Tekkaman Gentleman.
His Votrex Tea is deadly, but damn if it isn't tasty.

I'll toss in Agumon, a Hibiki Tunning fork and a half eating box of deepdish pizza.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 14, 2010, 04:39:24 AM
You get an uneaten box of deep-dish pizza.


I toss in a dog bed(well-used, highly odorous), a broken doorknob, and a half-eaten pizza.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: talbain on March 06, 2010, 06:16:37 PM
You get a well-used, half-eaten pizza.

I toss in some shag carpeting and lime soda.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on March 06, 2010, 06:46:06 PM
You get a stained shag carpeting sample.

I toss in Ceiling Cat, Basement Cat, Pit's bow/swords, and Sion's Black Barrel Replica.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on March 14, 2010, 02:26:09 AM
Hole-in-the-wall Cat's robot clone from the future slices through reality with the rainbow fang. You are now in the megaburst space. Every full moon, you turn into a different starving hobo.

I throw in the eternity elk, the forever spitoon, the nonstop rocking rock of Agamotto, and Neptune's beard trimmings.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on March 14, 2010, 03:11:09 AM
Ye get Tactics Ogre.

I submit to the circle, Brandish 3.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Dais on March 14, 2010, 02:41:50 PM
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Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on March 14, 2010, 04:13:08 PM
Interestin'ly enough, I'm makin' a D&D character based on Umber.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on March 15, 2010, 01:14:51 AM
The, ummm... worm-face... thing... attacks Arle for not putting anything in the Circle.

I shove a neGcon and a bottle of ibuprofen in, and run before the worm-face-thing decides I look tastier.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ash Rudel on March 17, 2010, 04:07:07 PM
You get a 20 plus med-pack and a case of rockets. Woot!


For the hell of it.....
I toss in Ideon with a full damage meter then get the hell out of this mutiverse.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on March 17, 2010, 04:42:08 PM
Ye get the not-an-ending' to @3.

I submit the bones of the thing that JB sent after me.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on March 17, 2010, 09:55:44 PM
You get Sue, the T-Rex skeleton.

I toss in Shin Getter Robo, Maizinkaizer, and Gunbuster, just to see if they'll balance out Ideon's apocalyptic tendencies. And just in case, I'm stuffing the Buster Machine 3 down there too.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on March 18, 2010, 07:58:31 AM
The circle becomes a giant space vagina with teeth. Getters two and three leave because they can't handle the symbolism.

I jump up and throw them back in. And Captain Simian. And three space monkeys. And a dozen chests of cursed Nazi gold.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Chibi Kami on March 18, 2010, 01:21:28 PM
You get a giant mess of thrown poo.

I throw in the Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagaan.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on March 19, 2010, 02:39:46 AM
You get a CD with the RPG Maker 2000 game "Romancing Walker" on it.

I take that CD from you and throw it in, along with EVA-01, my ex's oversized vibrator, and a blonde wig.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on March 19, 2010, 04:11:38 AM
You get back the berserker EVA-01.


I throw in a Neutron Jammer, an N-Jammer Canceller, the entire writing staff of the entire Gundam SEED franchise, a physics book, and several shouts of "NUCLEAR FUSION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!"


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on March 19, 2010, 05:56:41 PM
Noah Bright comes out of the circle and Brightslaps you.  NEVER QUESTION ANIME PHYSICS!!!!!

I throw in a Haro, Arcueid Brunestud, Shiki Ryougi's knife, and Kiritsugu's Mystic Code pistol.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on March 20, 2010, 12:05:51 AM
Shiki also takes her knife back and stabs you for stealing it in the first place.


I throw Bright in, along with another physics book, and shout "If you're siding with the SEED people, then you need some reading material!"


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on July 24, 2010, 06:12:24 AM
After several months of silence, a blinding light emerges from the circle! Then all the beard trimmings that I've thrown in rush into your eyeballs. You can see, still, but only as beard trimmings see. You are forever changed for the experience. Also the beard eyes.

I throw in a mongoose, Craig Ferguson's robot skeleton, and the last video on my youtube channel.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Asema on July 24, 2010, 12:33:22 PM
You end up with a robot mongoose that's been readied for the digital age. How, you ask? WITH COUNTLESS UNNECESSARY PERIPHERALS AND EXPENSIVE SUBSCRIPTION FEES.

I throw in a broken Majin Tensei cartridge, salt, pepper and some daily newspaper clippings. Also a priceless holy artifact.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on July 24, 2010, 02:35:22 PM
An electric razor comes out. I borrow it and shave my eyeballs untril I can see normally again.

I throw in a DVD of The Last Starfighter, a Cup O' Noodles, and a cell phone. One that's ONLY a phone. Not a camera, not a music player, not a wireless telegraph, not a web browser, nothing.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: ChrisABlair on July 25, 2010, 04:28:04 AM
You get the plot to an astounding sci-fi series featuring mecha and space comba.... wait, the circle couldn't possibly produce anything that awesome. Or could it?

No. You get the link to some random guy's blog. And he has issues.

I toss in the plot of an astounding sci-fi series featuring mecha and space combat...and my prized copy of Americanized GaoGaiGrr.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Asema on July 25, 2010, 01:52:22 PM
Quote
... a cell phone. One that's ONLY a phone. Not a camera, not a music player, not a wireless telegraph, not a web browser, nothing.

But nothing like that exists!

Anyway, you get a cookie-cutter fantasy novel written by a talentless hack.

I throw in two pizzas, several pounds of lasagna, fettuccine alfredo, a glass of wine, and David Caruso.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on July 25, 2010, 02:41:19 PM
You get a rotund orange cat curled up and asleep in a dirty lasagna pan.



I sacrifice a few boxes of Strike Witches DVDs. The world is a little bit better place for it.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: ChrisABlair on July 25, 2010, 05:35:03 PM
You get a symphony of voices singing "THANK YOU JAY!!" in a round.

I toss in copies of Tactics Ogre, FFT, pinch in a little Touhou, drop a dump trucks worth of SRW games, and add my PSP.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on July 25, 2010, 06:58:24 PM
(To clarify, the aforementioned voices were all Lucy Ricardo.)

You get Lucy Ricardo. She requires 'splainin'.

I throw in Phobos; the moon of mars. And Phobos; the annoying Persona character. And Phobos; the annoying Marvel character. And Jaybee's delusions of regaining any sense of normality after seeing as beard trimmings see.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on July 26, 2010, 12:02:33 AM
You get a bedsheet with two circular holes cut in it, a plastic bag, and a rock.  Some kid nobody recognizes grabs the rock and hits you in the balls with it, then shoves the bag over your head and walks away.

I offer up a solid-state external hard drive, the Eight Phases of Morganna, and a coconut.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: ChrisABlair on July 26, 2010, 01:16:49 AM
You get the Demon Summoning Program! Make your decision now, will you destroy our world or save it?

I toss in a single, unremarkable penny.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on July 26, 2010, 01:18:09 AM
You get Phobos, the crow of Sailor Mars.

I throw in the Batmobiles. All of them. Ever.
Yes, even the 60s TV one.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on July 26, 2010, 05:51:45 PM
You get a space-trader shmup. Awesome game, or awesomest game?

Let's see... how 'bout all my first-generation Bionicles and a box of Maruchan Yakisoba from Costco?


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on July 28, 2010, 02:39:00 PM
You get the batmobile. Except you lose it as you obtain it, on account of every  batmobile from every point in time already being in the circle.

The universe implodes briefly. You still have nothing for the experience, though now you smell strongly of vanilla.

I throw in my jolly old socks and the brave little toaster who didn't take well to my jolly old socks.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on July 29, 2010, 05:49:12 PM
You get a 64 oz container of foot powder.  Please, USE IT!

I throw in an alarm clock an a lava lamp, then my dog takes a dump on the circle and walks away.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on July 31, 2010, 12:40:15 AM
The circle lobs up a box of kitty litter and a book titled "How to toilet-train your dog."


I throw in a small collection of auto-shotguns.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on August 09, 2010, 12:19:06 AM
You get a collection of auto-glueguns.

I throw in some bubblegum, a paper clip, and a piece of string.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Dsvaun on August 09, 2010, 12:46:00 AM
The circle crackles violently, turns blood red and opens up. Out of the gaping maw comes Richard Dean Anderson.

To make a makeshift plane, he throws in every game by Yasumi Matsuno and every single album by Queen.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on August 09, 2010, 10:56:18 AM
You get a tribble. Don't feed it after midnight... or before midnight... or at all.


I throw in all the songs never sung, the stories never told, and the words never spoken.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: ChrisABlair on August 09, 2010, 10:49:46 PM
You get nothing. It was never created.

I toss in every anime cliche EVAR.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on August 10, 2010, 08:05:27 PM
The circle shoots you in the face with an auto-shotgun.
Dammit, I meant to hold the AS-12 back.


I throw in Captain Planet. And his darn kids!


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on August 11, 2010, 08:54:02 PM
You get back a Voltron PSA.

I shove Richard Dean Anderson back into the Stargate summoning circle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on August 12, 2010, 04:26:44 PM
You get every cliche ever.

I throw in Doctor Doom, General Disarray, Egg-Fu, and Baron Von Evilstein.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on August 12, 2010, 05:22:20 PM
You get that bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  Oh, and you DON'T have the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!  Good luck!

I throw in the Knights who say Ni, a Holy Hand Grenade, two shrubberies, and my homemade Vegan Surprise.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Dsvaun on August 13, 2010, 02:07:26 AM
You get a herring.

I throw in a crown and a PSP.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on August 13, 2010, 05:15:36 PM
You get back a Pretty Pretty Princess board game.


I throw in every Monty Python joke ever.
They really do get old after a while.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on August 15, 2010, 06:29:57 AM
You get Phobos, the album by a crap canadian thrash band.

I throw in the wind and the willows. Not the book, but the things.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on August 21, 2010, 01:25:29 AM
You get back a copy of that animated movie of The Wind and the Willows.

I throw in Zorro's horse Tornado, some stardust, and a Ziggy comic strip.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Nezumi on August 22, 2010, 02:01:13 PM
You get back a hornless unicorn.

I throw in Lucifer, a biscuit, and a hammer.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Taco_Hell on August 24, 2010, 09:04:39 PM
You get Princess Powerful hellbent on destroying the world

I trow in a magnet, rainbows, and magic.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on August 31, 2010, 02:18:15 AM
You get the rare Capcom fighting game Rainbow Brite VS Megaman.
Magnet Man just scored a double-flawless victory on Twink. It wasn't pretty.



I throw in the Japanese Sonic the Hedgehog boxes.
http://www2.plala.or.jp/yasinoue/oldgame/etc/sonic.html

Because some things simply should not exist in this world.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Dsvaun on September 07, 2010, 12:20:56 AM
You get a copy of Sonic the hedgehog 4, which somehow does exist.

http://www.snescentral.com/article.php?id=0816


I throw in a piece of bait.
Jailbait to be exact.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on September 12, 2010, 12:22:16 AM
You get back a chance card that reads 'Go directly to jail'. You do not get to pass GO nor do you collect $200.


I throw into the abyss a copy of From the Abyss.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Ianator on September 12, 2010, 11:52:43 PM
The Abyss throws in you (because you need two ingredients, don'cha know). You return as a Master Grade kit of yourself.

I toss in a 24-pack of V8 V-Fusion and the V2 Assault Buster.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on September 13, 2010, 01:07:01 AM
You get Killmore back, because you aren't REQUIRED to add more than one thing.
And he's driving an Aston Martin Vanquish. With a  V12 engine.


I throw in the Autobot Matrix of Leadership from the 80s movie, the Autobot Matrix of Leadership from Revenge of the Fallen, and the Creation Matrix from the Transformers comic books.
Oh, and a copy of The Matrix. On BluRay.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: vandydo on September 13, 2010, 07:17:34 AM
You get Hugo Weaving.

I throw in Jet Set Radio for Dreamcast and Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on September 13, 2010, 09:25:49 PM
You get Marty's hoverboard from Back tot he Future 2.
I put Hugo Weaving on it.

I offer the circle a Dragon Slave!


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on September 15, 2010, 05:53:01 AM
You get back Lina Inverse. I hope you've got insurance.

I toss both Soul Edge and Soul Blade into the circle of doom.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on September 15, 2010, 04:42:17 PM
The circle offers you up Yoda. With the Soul Edge.

I offer my eternal loyalty to the illustrious Lina Inverse.
The circle gets... a Cherry Coke.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on September 16, 2010, 02:13:27 AM
You gave it liquid at the wrong time, so the circle multiplies. Now there's satanic flying space vaginas with teeth everywhere (yes, I remember, page 39!).

I throw a Ryoma in each of the space vaginas to handle the potential space teeth vagina invasion situation. Ryoga jumps out of one, somehow. I push him back in the main non-circular circle.  I also throw in  everyone who's still keeping up with Slayers.

...Probably just JayBee. Which reminds me, the circle gives him beard eyes again. Because of various reasons, probably.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on October 04, 2010, 04:29:34 AM
I use my newfound follicular powers to fire beard rays. From my eyes. At jolly_old_saint, who has acquired a Backstreet Boys CD from the circle. This speaks poorly of his character.

I offer Voltron to the circle.
...
Fine, I'll be nice. The circle only gets Vehicle Voltron, since no one loves that one anyways.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Tenacious2 on October 05, 2010, 12:22:47 PM
The circle spits out the King Zarkon robeast who is bent on conquering the planet.

I throw in a tentacle of Cthulu fully expecting to get hideous results.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on October 05, 2010, 08:43:06 PM
You get a marmoset.

I throw in Alice, her looking glass, a chess set, and the Jabberwock.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on October 05, 2010, 09:28:52 PM
You get Earth Defense Force! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I throw in the damn aliens digging holes in my backyard!


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on October 11, 2010, 11:00:28 PM
You get to China. Or at least to the china the dog buried in the back yard.

I'll throw my hat into the circle and call it a day.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on October 12, 2010, 02:30:41 PM
You get the cat what was inside the hat. Then the  circle speaks poorly of your character, as you're the sort to dispose of a cute little cat with what looks a bit like Hitler by means of demonic exchange.

I submit to the circle music....BAT music!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGvlAwn6XZI


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on October 20, 2010, 11:15:04 PM
The circle offers up bat-earplugs all around.

I thank it with a kryptonite laser to stop that OTHER meddling do-gooder that seems to be good friends with the Bat.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on October 22, 2010, 11:20:28 PM
You get a dead robin. Don't know why you needed a laser specifically made of gas when any laser would do.

Since apparently I ended up with an active political figure in a demonic exchange with a cat I'm going to graciously herd the political mudslinger and their spontaneously appearing supporters (constituents included) back into the circle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on October 23, 2010, 01:11:03 AM
Because gas-pumped lasers are the best, and kryptonite should not be confused with krypton?


You get Congress. And partisan bickering.
...
Which is really a redundant statement.


I give the circle a poleaxe.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sakura77 on October 25, 2010, 10:10:47 AM
Adol pops out carrying said poleaxe and gestures "where's my sword?"

I toss the Azure Grimoire and Nanoha Takamachi into the circle who is followed by Fate Tessarossa, Hayate Yagami, and Vivio.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on October 25, 2010, 10:01:41 PM
The circle returns Nanoha, Fate, and Hayate.
It also returns Vivio, in bloody pieces, to the people responsible for StrikerS.


I give the circle the greatest rocket punch in mech anime history.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuhegyYeZEU#t=1m20s


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on October 28, 2010, 06:46:44 PM
Mazinger Z comes out of the circle and hits you with a REAL Rocket Punch.  No need for imitators!

I throw in Akane's Interdimensional Mallet, a bento, and Valsione.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on November 05, 2010, 04:09:24 PM
Out comes the Cybuster with an anime style bump on the head from trying to steal Valsione's bento.

I throw in the Pendants of Courage, Wisdom, and Power.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 06, 2010, 12:26:47 AM
You get the Will Knife.
...
What, you were expecting the Master Sword?
I'm throwing that in the circle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Derek on November 11, 2010, 09:43:05 AM
Tatl flies out and tells you you're an idiot and she hates you, but appreciates your help. But don't take that the wrong way or anything!

I throw in my english paper and math homework, because I can. And that damn lurker status.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on February 23, 2011, 05:35:11 PM
You get back a recently fed dog and a spambot status.

I throw in a magical girl, a witch, and a cake into the circle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 23, 2011, 11:01:55 PM
You get a DVD of "The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina: Episode 00."
With director's commentary.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.




I throw in Sophia 3rd and the MA-01 Metal Attacker.
Along with letters telling both pilots that the other said unkind things about their mother.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on February 24, 2011, 03:46:46 AM
A stray missile flies out of the circle and hits you.  Mmm, toasty!

I throw in a bloody tampon popsicle, a chastity belt, and my best friend's ex who was voted "most likely to get fired from a brothel".


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on March 10, 2011, 04:39:36 AM
You get a syphilis infection.  For the person of your choice.
Use it wisely.



I throw in Unicorn Drill, Leo Circle, Viper Whip, Gatling Boar, Bull Horn, and Dragon Flare.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on March 28, 2011, 10:34:01 AM
You get a choudendoh yoyo. Which is what the kids now call syphilis.

I throw in lock, stock, and barrel.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Dsvaun on April 04, 2011, 12:31:53 AM
You get Final Fantasy X-2, you poor man....

I throw in a high-end graphics card and a paintbrush.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on April 04, 2011, 01:02:41 AM
You get an S3 Virge. And finger paints.



I throw in FFX-2.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on April 07, 2011, 11:08:33 PM
You get a million rabid fanboys frothing at the mouth that they dare to follow up the sublime FFX with that and that someone's playing it like the pervert that he is.

I'm sending in Charlie's Angels who will be henceforth known as Killmore's Anglegs.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on April 08, 2011, 01:45:17 AM
You get Syphillis. It's the code-name for the Federation's latest mobile suit prototype.


I throw in jolly_old_saint.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on June 28, 2011, 11:25:06 PM
You get a grumpy_new_devil. Try to not let him take too many hits for you during your delinquent fights or he'll shock you something fierce.

I throw in a Phoenix. Down and all.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on June 29, 2011, 03:13:58 PM
You get a Phoenix Pinion, but it doesn't seem to be very effective...

I throw in a vibrating dildo, the entire V.G. series of games, Pamela Anderson, Borat, a burlap sack, and Sheryl Nome.
You get a grumpy_new_devil. Try to not let him take too many hits for you during your delinquent fights or he'll shock you something fierce.

I throw in a Phoenix. Down and all.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on June 29, 2011, 08:18:16 PM
You get a vibrating burlap virtuosic gingaman named Anderson who sings girly J-pop you don't want to admit that you're into. Ees nice. Or not so bad, anyhow.

I'm back, by the way. A dinosaur story.

I throw in gattsun gattsun with gattsun.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on June 30, 2011, 05:11:38 AM
You get jiggity power.
...
Wait, my bad. You actually get Jigglypuffs, the cotton-candy flavored cereal that's part of this complete breakfast! Made with 30% real ground Jigglypuff! A free worthless trinket in every box!

I drag Sheryl out of the circle, and walk off into the sunset, arm across her shoulders. I look SO cool.
As I leave I toss a pack of playing cards over my shoulder and into the circle... wait, I keep those in the other pocket... I think that was a pack of Clow cards. Kero-chan is not going to like this.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on June 30, 2011, 11:56:01 PM
Kero emerges from the circle, in his "real" form, and beats the crap out of you before flying off with Sheryl.

I throw in Gae Bolg and a pocketknife.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on July 01, 2011, 03:44:20 AM
Ouch... didn't know Kero was a fan...

You get the Swiss Army Core Drill.  Ninety-three blades, a 2 terabyte USB3 flash drive, and a drill that can pierce the heavens. Wield it with care.


I throw in the battered shards of my dignity. And a glass of Coke, since what's left of my dignity won't count for much.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on July 03, 2011, 01:17:10 PM
You get keroro gunsou.

I throw in a box of Bidoofadonks and all of the Swiss.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on July 18, 2011, 11:34:01 PM
You get keroro gunsou.

I throw in a box of Bidoofadonks and all of the Swiss.

While the circle could take the Cheese and the Army Knives, they didn't want ABBA. So the circle spits them out along with a case of Bibarreladonks.

From my Megadeuce, I cast in the name of god and an android who thinks I am a cad.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on July 20, 2011, 07:07:32 AM
Elizabeth walks out of the circle and uses Megidolaon on you and your Megadeus.  Nice knowing ya.

I'll throw in the Fatestones, a Smart Bomb, and a sword designed to kill false Gods.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on July 26, 2011, 06:14:51 PM
You get a smartphone designed to kill false gods. The roaming fees are astronomical.

I throw in a honky tonk and bidoofadonk.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on July 26, 2011, 09:41:59 PM
You get a Bidoof.  It bites you on your badonkadonk.

I throw in the Ara Mitama, Nigi Mitama, Kusi Mitama, and Sugi Mitama demons, along with #5, #9, and #13 Caster shells.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Dsvaun on July 27, 2011, 09:43:35 AM
You get Alice. She asks you if you would "Die for me"

I throw in the Black Baron, the Red Baron, a can of Red Bull, and promptly run the hell away from Alice.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Sakura77 on July 27, 2011, 12:13:31 PM
You get the maroon baron riding a red bull with wings.

I throw in a spiral engine, Cagalli, a really frilly dress and a 3rd generation armored core.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on July 28, 2011, 11:35:00 AM
The circle was waiting for that. You reverse quantum divide.

I throw in Glomgold, gingold, Goldbug, Goldblum, Goldfinger, Goldmember, Goldilocks, Goldarnit, the Golden Girls, and the blue man group.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on July 28, 2011, 02:26:03 PM
You get a pile of crap that's been spray-painted gold, and is covered in a strange white substance.  It's a good thing that the circle can't answer questions.

I throw in the Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi, Marisa Kirasame's broom, twenty sutras from the Hakurei Shrine, and a Sanctuary in the Sky card


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on July 29, 2011, 07:15:46 PM
You get a pile of white substancey crap spraypainted gold. By which I mean Snooky.

I throw in susano no mikoto, abe no seimei, amakakeru ryu no himeki, dr. no, and a no dogs allowed sign.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on July 30, 2011, 01:53:54 AM
You get all the dogs in the depths of hell.. Which is to say, nothing, as all dogs go to heaven. The circle throws up a DVD of All Dogs go to Heaven to educate you on this fact, and out of pity.



I unzip my pants and take a good long piss into the center of the circle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on August 05, 2011, 03:51:32 AM
As you piss into the void, cerberus pisses into you.

I throw in a Star Blazer, Stargazer, Ziggy Stardust, Starro the freaky starfishtopus thing, Star Trek 6, Stargate's SG-1, and the Moon Star of Limbo.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on August 05, 2011, 05:13:12 AM
You get back Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs.

I throw Cerberus in. BAD DOG! BAD!


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on August 07, 2011, 05:30:33 PM
You get Cerebus the Aardvark. He whines at you about his relationship problems.
 
I throw in Smaug, Tiamat, King Ghidora, Falcor, and Albi the Racist dragon.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on September 03, 2011, 04:10:58 AM
You get a bunch of dragon nerds playing a game of Advanced Kingdoms and Adventures.

I roll an oversize, inflatable, d20 into the circle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on May 03, 2012, 06:01:06 PM
You get Ham Rove.

I sweep back in all the foul things what the circle's spat up while unattended. And the ghost of Florence Olivier. And a chimp. And a chump. And Worf.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on May 04, 2012, 05:25:42 AM
You get a rusty bat'leth and a banana split.


I throw in a bag of Rolos.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on May 05, 2012, 01:55:45 PM
You get a can of orange juice concentrate, and an inquiry about the top flight speed of an unladen swallow.

I throw in ten tons of gold, a bloodied meat cleaver, a baseball bat, and various ritual torture devices.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on May 06, 2012, 01:14:19 AM
You get an unladen swallow moving at top speed.

I throw in Arnold Schwarzenegger.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on May 08, 2012, 01:59:12 PM
You get subzero.....now plain zero.

I throw in the lovers, the dreamers, and me.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on May 09, 2012, 11:22:01 PM
You get a notepad.  The first page has "Get an original thought!" written in red on it.

I throw in a two-headed penny, a bottle of sangria, and a Liger Zero X.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on May 10, 2012, 11:16:48 PM
You get Megaman and Racer X.  Mach Five and Zero sold separately.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on May 15, 2012, 06:21:37 PM
You get subzero. Now plain zero.

I throw back me. Then throw in a void of unoriginal thought. Which is to say Grant Morrison.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on May 16, 2012, 04:49:53 PM
You get this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ

I throw in a copy of my newly-published book, a copy of every book I ever served as editor for, and a rhyming dictionary.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on May 21, 2012, 12:41:27 AM
You get a pictionary of a dictionary meticulously particularly of definitions on prepositions and fustigations in consonations.

I'm inclined to decline your instigation of inquisations as to your vocation. What things you've said to make your bread won't claim you fame in this old thread. Reading books is for the mooks. Guile and style's the way ahead! To make rhymes half-assed and then pods cast! Well that might just be me, but I'll stop now to pee.

...First, a circular tray! To become what may. I'll toss the Big Boss, slide in Raiden, use the Hass of the Hoff and lastly ear of Biden.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: ChrisABlair on May 21, 2012, 05:56:51 PM
You get a Rat's Tail. Congratulations, you can now level your class!

I throw in a copy of every one of Capcom's games.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on May 21, 2012, 06:17:13 PM
You get 400 copies of Demon's Crest.



I cast forth a chainsword into the abyss.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on May 22, 2012, 11:08:06 PM
You get an chain made out of aluminum foil.  It's not very sturdy...

I throw in a blood orange, an apple, and some balsamic vinegar.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on June 13, 2012, 03:47:15 AM
You get the Ghost of Bloody Mary. Hope you brought enough Lightning Rings and Bulbs.

I throw in six mystic statues.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: kitestar92 on July 08, 2012, 09:20:35 AM
Gah i hate to be on the spot here sooo
you get a poorly translated message "A WINNER IS YOU!"
i throw in a every last known copy of surfin' bird to ensure peter doesn't sing it again


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on July 10, 2012, 05:43:42 AM
You get back two copies of  Surfin' Bird for every one you put in. And a third copy mailed to Peter, with a note attached that reads "Love this. Sing it again."


I throw in the world's entire supply of earplugs.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on July 13, 2012, 04:00:12 PM
You get one of those ear worms from Star Trek II.

I throw in two Kirks, a Khan, and a Pizza Place.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on July 16, 2012, 04:02:17 PM
You get a Fobby, but it ISN'T borange!

I throw in the Dragonars, Dai-Guard, and DaiRaiOh.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on July 17, 2012, 04:29:24 AM
"ENTANGLE!"
A wild Zegapain Altair approaches!

No, I don' t know how either.


But I throw in Mazinkaiser and Grendizer. Go Nagai just THINKS they'll never show up alongside each other.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: kitestar92 on July 24, 2012, 03:49:47 PM
you get a copy takeshi's challenge- the most crappiest game know to man (at least in japan)
i throw in 2 floppy disks containing the source code to I wanna be the guy AND i wanna be the guy gaiden - the most hardest games on the web known to make a grown man cry due to it's difficulty


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on July 24, 2012, 08:58:48 PM
The Guy comes out and shoots you.  Game over.  Again.

I throw in a Samsung Galaxy cell phone that has Nicea's "death viewing" and demon summoning apps installed, my employer's decentralized file management system, and a textbook on bankruptcy law.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on October 17, 2012, 03:39:58 AM
You get Capcom's business plans for the foreseeable future.

I toss in four dancing apples, three humming cabbage, two Nopon merchants, and a Monado.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on October 18, 2012, 07:40:24 PM
You get a deep fried salad. Only at the State Fair of Texas.

I throw in a ten-gallon hat and a really big ferris wheel.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on November 05, 2012, 08:47:12 PM
You've revealed too much about the new star wars movie. Goofy emerges from the circle to throttle you.

I throw in the man with no name, the no-nosed man, Man-E-Faces, and Mr. Mom.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on December 17, 2012, 10:49:20 PM
You get a DVD copy of Man on the Moon.

I throw in a 3 ringed binder, a 4 foot pole, and a 5 inch nail.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on December 18, 2012, 11:14:12 PM
You get a male stripper.  He won't put out.

I throw in Icha Icha Paradise, a copy of "The Game", and a 2009 Altima hybrid.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on December 31, 2012, 04:12:15 AM
You get a sequel to 9/9/9!

....But there's still no actual clues to solve the puzzles. Because you had a bad thought about the jailbait girl in the first game. Actually, you know what, we brought her back and her ending was gonna be fifty times as hilarious....but we remembered you'd be playing, so we took the opposite route. So very dull and uninteresting now...

...Projecting, what? Er, I'll throw in Geese (of fighters) with Goose from Top Gun.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on December 31, 2012, 04:39:26 PM
You get a giant bomb courtesy of Groose from Skyloft.

I throw my hat into the ring, the feather in my cap, and my cloak and dagger.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Hee-ho! on January 17, 2013, 02:29:47 AM
You got Mrs. Yankee Doodle, riding on a gator, she forgot to feed the gator, so the gator's ate 'er!


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on January 17, 2013, 04:12:18 AM
The circle demands a sacrifice. A skeletal hand reaches out of the circle, grabs you by the ankle and pulls you in.
It subsequently casts you back out, sans your left shoe and wallet.  Your hair may also be a little shorter and your nostrils a little cleaner. The sacrifice is made.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on January 17, 2013, 04:37:10 PM
Since the sequence was already completed last time, I'll just throw in a TV remote, a DVD-RW, a 10 GB flash drive, a copy of the script to Much Ado About Nothing, and a 10-inch vibrator.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on February 20, 2013, 10:03:56 PM
You get five Vibrobots that when they combine become Vibratron! Defender of the Lonely Saturday Night!

I throw in the Thundercats remake, the He-Man remake, one of the Voltron remakes, Batman Beyond, and Transformers: Energon into the circle.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on February 20, 2013, 10:29:48 PM
You get Micheal Bay's He-Cat and the Masters of Voltron Beyond, starring the Transformers.

I throw it back into the circle. Some things are too horrible to exist.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on February 21, 2013, 07:10:03 PM
A large number of tentacles emerge from the circle, and do unspeakable things to your orifices that must never be mentioned in polite society, or anywhere other than a very weird hentai.

I throw in a shoggoth, an original Game Boy, a Commodore 64, and a floppy disk with Alphaman on it.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on April 14, 2013, 11:11:51 AM
You get anti-bravoman.

I'll try the sands of time, the threads of fate, and the pumps of plausibility.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: vandydo on April 15, 2013, 03:23:58 PM
You get a 32-bit RPG that attempts to be creative.

I throw in Kirby and a cellphone.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on April 15, 2013, 03:56:50 PM
Man, that RPG must be a collector's item.

You get a failed Hoover prototype Vacuu-Phone.



I throw in all the 32-bit RPGs that DON'T attempt to be creative. Except the Lunar remakes. I burn them. Fuck you, Game Arts, you've broken my heart one (dozen) time too many.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on April 17, 2013, 12:35:05 AM
You simultaneously get and wonder Ys.

I  throw in every version of Ike that doesn't have a bandanna. Especially Eisenhower.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on April 20, 2013, 10:36:04 PM
You get a Belt sporting Mike ready to wrestle the Russians out of Metro City.

I throw in Starbug 1, the Jupiter 2, and the Shuttlecraft Galileo.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on May 15, 2013, 09:55:39 AM
You get the BUGS III shuttle. Its full of superpowered cockroach men with identical rapist faces.

I'll throw in Dr. Evil, Evil Kineval, Evil the cat, and Elvira.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on May 21, 2013, 10:19:55 PM
You get Twig the Moglin.  FISH AND ICE CWEAM!

I throw in some curry powder, tempeh, half a pound of inactive nutritional yeast powder, and a psychotic vegan girl dives in to chase it all down.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on May 30, 2013, 07:23:48 PM
You get the plot to Great Greed. Have fun investigating the acid rain levels with your father.

I throw in a Crystal Coconut, a Hoard of Bananas, a Peanut Gun, and a 1-up Balloon.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on June 05, 2013, 01:11:47 AM
You get one of King K. Rool's cannonballs.

I throw in a Jabberwocky, a Vorpal Blade, and a whetstone.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on September 10, 2013, 12:38:39 AM
You get bandersnatch, the transvestite stripper.

I throw in a ghostbuster, a gobuster, and some gobots.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on September 10, 2013, 08:41:59 AM
You get back Cy-Kill, albeit a fifty-foot-tall metavirus-enhanced version. He shoots proton beams out of his eyes, if you were wondering what the Ghostbusters contributed to this horror.

I throw in a disco ball, a laser ball, a ball and chain, and a cat with a ball of yarn.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on October 03, 2013, 02:28:14 PM
You get the latest Kinect game, Dysco Pyrr. An anamorphic disco cat from the future swinging and dancing through an amazing simulation of the 1970's night scene. Critics acclaim that the visceral decapitations and disembowelments are a true to life depiction of times though they condoned the depiction of blow saying that they don't want kids to emulate such unwholesome activities.

I throw in the ESRB, the CERO, and whatever other software ratings boards are out there.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on October 05, 2013, 11:17:07 AM
You get SuperNanny, complete with slightly-awkward British accent.  Your behavior is totally un-ass-eptable!

I throw in the Minstrel from Romancing Saga, the Seven Star Sword, El Cid, and Colada.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on October 11, 2013, 11:34:49 PM
*Falls out of the hole*

Well.  It seems I'm back here again after a couple years.

*Throws in a fishing line*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on November 14, 2013, 02:44:43 PM
You discover whose line it is anyway. Subsequently, your brain explodes.

I'll throw in some brain bits, some g-bits, and two extra bits.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Word on the Wind on November 19, 2013, 05:28:15 PM
*Reforms as an eldritch abomination.*

*Places a piece of turkey bacon under a box held up with a stick tied to a string*


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on November 20, 2013, 01:55:24 AM
You get a Deathtrap Dungeon (not the game but the real deal).

I throw in a copy of the game Deathtrap Dungeon, the board game Mouse Trap, a Chinese Finger Trap, and Bridget from Guilty Gear.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 21, 2013, 01:20:43 AM
"It's a trap!"
Admiral Ackbar pops out of the circle.


I throw in the next two items to come out.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on November 21, 2013, 03:47:29 AM
The paradox you create brings chaos to all that is, was, and will be. It shall be stopped, eventually, by the cosmic genderless gentleman known as the Time Spindler's brother Rufio. Rufio is a timecop, after all. He wanted to retire, but he knows that he can't leave this job undone. Not after what happened to his sister. Finding you after a long and bloody jaunt through time, Rufio stabs the heart of the paradox core with his magical talking sword Interface. Once inside, the swordsoul is able to stabilize the timesink. Rufio smiles, for the first time in time-years, but the smile leaves as he looks down. The sword is still there, but he can no longer sense the swordsoul's life-chi energy. Could Interface have known this would happen? It must've. Wiping the tears from his eyes, Rufio turns to you. His arm shaking, he takes aim with his time gun. "What was it for?" he asks. You have no idea what he means, as you yourself have lost recollection of the chaos cycle you began. Stability has returned to the waterbodies of time, and so all is as it was before. Only Rufio, the genderless gentleman, certain owls, and a few svirfneblin lost to time as the result of their hilarious misadventures shall remember the event. And for that matter, the price of returning things to the way they were before. Rufio walks towards you now, still trembling with rage and sorrow. He stumbles, then, on his sword. "Interface..?" The sword remains silent. "I see....its your final message to me," Rufio misunderstands. He picks up the sword, then, and twirls it into its sheathe. He opens his comm-unicator, a special phonelike gauntlet that serves as a time phone. It doesn't work, so he makes a call on his time phone. "This is timecop BGY-11. Mission accomplished....beg pardon? The time-mission, don't you remember what I-treason? Me?! Oh, griznagoklik. This time-day keeps getting better and better." With a whistle, Rufio summons his cyborg pterodactyl then and flies off with it. You still have no idea what the hell just happened.

I throw some lint and dandruff.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on November 22, 2013, 10:21:40 PM
You get a navel orange.  It's slightly fuzzy.

I throw in a giant bucket filled with blood from someone's anus.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Mattman324 on November 23, 2013, 04:26:09 AM
You get bloody murder.  You spend the rest of your life in jail, you horrible man!

I throw in the sum total of the hopes and dreams of all people on Earth, and an orange.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 23, 2013, 04:49:22 AM
You get back a Fanta, which is basically the same thing.

I throw in a pair of dead AA batteries that someone stuck up their nose.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on November 26, 2013, 12:09:53 AM
You get a humanoid robot. Batteries not included.

I throw in every Megaman (yes, even the chucklefucks from the ZX games, the Megamans that Cartman wanted for his birthday, and that Soma Cruz wannabe from the abominable XOver).


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on November 26, 2013, 07:08:05 AM
You get a humanoid robot. Batteries not included.
Must be Dendoh.

You get back Rokko-Chan. (http://king-soukutu.com/flash/rokko.html) Because why the hell not?


I throw in a truckload of Commodore 64s.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on November 27, 2013, 03:08:05 AM
You get a mining ship, similar to, but not the actual Red Dwarf.

I throw in the Fozz, the Wozz, and the Grozz Nuzzy.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: jolly_old_saint on March 12, 2014, 10:35:41 PM
You find the wow wow wiggle woggle wozzie woodle woo.

I sacrifice a sack of rice. And Chris Jericho.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on March 19, 2014, 03:07:30 PM
You get a replica of the Wall of Jericho made entirely out of rice. Be careful not to let it fall.

I throw in the towel, the eyes of newt, and the Hand of Manos.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on March 21, 2014, 06:33:34 PM
You get the Hand of My-Duh.  It tends to point out the obvious.

I throw in Miley Cyrus and the remains of Joan of Arc.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on April 18, 2014, 08:38:54 AM
You get the Ark of the Covenant. And some pissed-off Nazi ghosts.


I throw in an arc lamp and a bucket of spare parts for the ISS.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on June 20, 2014, 12:04:43 AM
You get an orbital debris field. Now no one can work in space, even if they are from Iowa.

I throw in a defibrillator, a phoenix down, and this post in order to revive discussion on this board.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: alaras on June 22, 2014, 06:47:41 PM
You get a disembodied ass on your face. Not a woman ass, a man ass, and it is nasty.

I throw in a pair of wrist splints, a blank DVD, and about half a pint of my own urine.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: JayBee on June 25, 2014, 10:45:09 AM
You get a sense of futility. Also a jar of piss.


I throw in two tribbles and about twelve kilos of quadrotriticale. If in an endless wave of adorably voracious herbivores doesn't start pouring out of the hellmouth in six hours, I'll be mildly surprised.


Title: Re: Summoning Circle
Post by: Killmore on August 13, 2014, 06:46:15 PM
You get the time displaced cast of Deep Space 9 and the Tribble Bomb they were looking for. Too bad they didn't bring a transporter to beam the bomb a safe distance away from your location.

I throw in a matter transporter, a wing of a Wyvern, and somebody who knows the Egress spell.