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JayBee
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« Reply #585 on: July 25, 2010, 10:41:19 AM »

You get a rotund orange cat curled up and asleep in a dirty lasagna pan.



I sacrifice a few boxes of Strike Witches DVDs. The world is a little bit better place for it.
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« Reply #586 on: July 25, 2010, 01:35:03 PM »

You get a symphony of voices singing "THANK YOU JAY!!" in a round.

I toss in copies of Tactics Ogre, FFT, pinch in a little Touhou, drop a dump trucks worth of SRW games, and add my PSP.
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« Reply #587 on: July 25, 2010, 02:58:24 PM »

(To clarify, the aforementioned voices were all Lucy Ricardo.)

You get Lucy Ricardo. She requires 'splainin'.

I throw in Phobos; the moon of mars. And Phobos; the annoying Persona character. And Phobos; the annoying Marvel character. And Jaybee's delusions of regaining any sense of normality after seeing as beard trimmings see.
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« Reply #588 on: July 25, 2010, 08:02:33 PM »

You get a bedsheet with two circular holes cut in it, a plastic bag, and a rock.  Some kid nobody recognizes grabs the rock and hits you in the balls with it, then shoves the bag over your head and walks away.

I offer up a solid-state external hard drive, the Eight Phases of Morganna, and a coconut.
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« Reply #589 on: July 25, 2010, 09:16:49 PM »

You get the Demon Summoning Program! Make your decision now, will you destroy our world or save it?

I toss in a single, unremarkable penny.
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« Reply #590 on: July 25, 2010, 09:18:09 PM »

You get Phobos, the crow of Sailor Mars.

I throw in the Batmobiles. All of them. Ever.
Yes, even the 60s TV one.
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« Reply #591 on: July 26, 2010, 01:51:45 PM »

You get a space-trader shmup. Awesome game, or awesomest game?

Let's see... how 'bout all my first-generation Bionicles and a box of Maruchan Yakisoba from Costco?
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« Reply #592 on: July 28, 2010, 10:39:00 AM »

You get the batmobile. Except you lose it as you obtain it, on account of every  batmobile from every point in time already being in the circle.

The universe implodes briefly. You still have nothing for the experience, though now you smell strongly of vanilla.

I throw in my jolly old socks and the brave little toaster who didn't take well to my jolly old socks.
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« Reply #593 on: July 29, 2010, 01:49:12 PM »

You get a 64 oz container of foot powder.  Please, USE IT!

I throw in an alarm clock an a lava lamp, then my dog takes a dump on the circle and walks away.
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« Reply #594 on: July 30, 2010, 08:40:15 PM »

The circle lobs up a box of kitty litter and a book titled "How to toilet-train your dog."


I throw in a small collection of auto-shotguns.
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« Reply #595 on: August 08, 2010, 08:19:06 PM »

You get a collection of auto-glueguns.

I throw in some bubblegum, a paper clip, and a piece of string.
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« Reply #596 on: August 08, 2010, 08:46:00 PM »

The circle crackles violently, turns blood red and opens up. Out of the gaping maw comes Richard Dean Anderson.

To make a makeshift plane, he throws in every game by Yasumi Matsuno and every single album by Queen.
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« Reply #597 on: August 09, 2010, 06:56:18 AM »

You get a tribble. Don't feed it after midnight... or before midnight... or at all.


I throw in all the songs never sung, the stories never told, and the words never spoken.
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« Reply #598 on: August 09, 2010, 06:49:46 PM »

You get nothing. It was never created.

I toss in every anime cliche EVAR.
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« Reply #599 on: August 10, 2010, 04:05:27 PM »

The circle shoots you in the face with an auto-shotgun.
Dammit, I meant to hold the AS-12 back.


I throw in Captain Planet. And his darn kids!
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