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jolly_old_saint
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« Reply #645 on: June 29, 2011, 04:18:16 PM »

You get a vibrating burlap virtuosic gingaman named Anderson who sings girly J-pop you don't want to admit that you're into. Ees nice. Or not so bad, anyhow.

I'm back, by the way. A dinosaur story.

I throw in gattsun gattsun with gattsun.
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« Reply #646 on: June 30, 2011, 01:11:38 AM »

You get jiggity power.
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Wait, my bad. You actually get Jigglypuffs, the cotton-candy flavored cereal that's part of this complete breakfast! Made with 30% real ground Jigglypuff! A free worthless trinket in every box!

I drag Sheryl out of the circle, and walk off into the sunset, arm across her shoulders. I look SO cool.
As I leave I toss a pack of playing cards over my shoulder and into the circle... wait, I keep those in the other pocket... I think that was a pack of Clow cards. Kero-chan is not going to like this.
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« Reply #647 on: June 30, 2011, 07:56:01 PM »

Kero emerges from the circle, in his "real" form, and beats the crap out of you before flying off with Sheryl.

I throw in Gae Bolg and a pocketknife.
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« Reply #648 on: June 30, 2011, 11:44:20 PM »

Ouch... didn't know Kero was a fan...

You get the Swiss Army Core Drill.  Ninety-three blades, a 2 terabyte USB3 flash drive, and a drill that can pierce the heavens. Wield it with care.


I throw in the battered shards of my dignity. And a glass of Coke, since what's left of my dignity won't count for much.
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« Reply #649 on: July 03, 2011, 09:17:10 AM »

You get keroro gunsou.

I throw in a box of Bidoofadonks and all of the Swiss.
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« Reply #650 on: July 18, 2011, 07:34:01 PM »

You get keroro gunsou.

I throw in a box of Bidoofadonks and all of the Swiss.

While the circle could take the Cheese and the Army Knives, they didn't want ABBA. So the circle spits them out along with a case of Bibarreladonks.

From my Megadeuce, I cast in the name of god and an android who thinks I am a cad.
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« Reply #651 on: July 20, 2011, 03:07:32 AM »

Elizabeth walks out of the circle and uses Megidolaon on you and your Megadeus.  Nice knowing ya.

I'll throw in the Fatestones, a Smart Bomb, and a sword designed to kill false Gods.
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« Reply #652 on: July 26, 2011, 02:14:51 PM »

You get a smartphone designed to kill false gods. The roaming fees are astronomical.

I throw in a honky tonk and bidoofadonk.
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« Reply #653 on: July 26, 2011, 05:41:59 PM »

You get a Bidoof.  It bites you on your badonkadonk.

I throw in the Ara Mitama, Nigi Mitama, Kusi Mitama, and Sugi Mitama demons, along with #5, #9, and #13 Caster shells.
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« Reply #654 on: July 27, 2011, 05:43:35 AM »

You get Alice. She asks you if you would "Die for me"

I throw in the Black Baron, the Red Baron, a can of Red Bull, and promptly run the hell away from Alice.
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« Reply #655 on: July 27, 2011, 08:13:31 AM »

You get the maroon baron riding a red bull with wings.

I throw in a spiral engine, Cagalli, a really frilly dress and a 3rd generation armored core.
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« Reply #656 on: July 28, 2011, 07:35:00 AM »

The circle was waiting for that. You reverse quantum divide.

I throw in Glomgold, gingold, Goldbug, Goldblum, Goldfinger, Goldmember, Goldilocks, Goldarnit, the Golden Girls, and the blue man group.
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« Reply #657 on: July 28, 2011, 10:26:03 AM »

You get a pile of crap that's been spray-painted gold, and is covered in a strange white substance.  It's a good thing that the circle can't answer questions.

I throw in the Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi, Marisa Kirasame's broom, twenty sutras from the Hakurei Shrine, and a Sanctuary in the Sky card
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« Reply #658 on: July 29, 2011, 03:15:46 PM »

You get a pile of white substancey crap spraypainted gold. By which I mean Snooky.

I throw in susano no mikoto, abe no seimei, amakakeru ryu no himeki, dr. no, and a no dogs allowed sign.
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« Reply #659 on: July 29, 2011, 09:53:54 PM »

You get all the dogs in the depths of hell.. Which is to say, nothing, as all dogs go to heaven. The circle throws up a DVD of All Dogs go to Heaven to educate you on this fact, and out of pity.



I unzip my pants and take a good long piss into the center of the circle.
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