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« Reply #690 on: December 30, 2012, 11:12:15 PM »

You get a sequel to 9/9/9!

....But there's still no actual clues to solve the puzzles. Because you had a bad thought about the jailbait girl in the first game. Actually, you know what, we brought her back and her ending was gonna be fifty times as hilarious....but we remembered you'd be playing, so we took the opposite route. So very dull and uninteresting now...

...Projecting, what? Er, I'll throw in Geese (of fighters) with Goose from Top Gun.
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« Reply #691 on: December 31, 2012, 11:39:26 AM »

You get a giant bomb courtesy of Groose from Skyloft.

I throw my hat into the ring, the feather in my cap, and my cloak and dagger.
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« Reply #692 on: January 16, 2013, 09:29:47 PM »

You got Mrs. Yankee Doodle, riding on a gator, she forgot to feed the gator, so the gator's ate 'er!
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« Reply #693 on: January 16, 2013, 11:12:18 PM »

The circle demands a sacrifice. A skeletal hand reaches out of the circle, grabs you by the ankle and pulls you in.
It subsequently casts you back out, sans your left shoe and wallet.  Your hair may also be a little shorter and your nostrils a little cleaner. The sacrifice is made.
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« Reply #694 on: January 17, 2013, 11:37:10 AM »

Since the sequence was already completed last time, I'll just throw in a TV remote, a DVD-RW, a 10 GB flash drive, a copy of the script to Much Ado About Nothing, and a 10-inch vibrator.
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« Reply #695 on: February 20, 2013, 05:03:56 PM »

You get five Vibrobots that when they combine become Vibratron! Defender of the Lonely Saturday Night!

I throw in the Thundercats remake, the He-Man remake, one of the Voltron remakes, Batman Beyond, and Transformers: Energon into the circle.
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« Reply #696 on: February 20, 2013, 05:29:48 PM »

You get Micheal Bay's He-Cat and the Masters of Voltron Beyond, starring the Transformers.

I throw it back into the circle. Some things are too horrible to exist.
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« Reply #697 on: February 21, 2013, 02:10:03 PM »

A large number of tentacles emerge from the circle, and do unspeakable things to your orifices that must never be mentioned in polite society, or anywhere other than a very weird hentai.

I throw in a shoggoth, an original Game Boy, a Commodore 64, and a floppy disk with Alphaman on it.
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« Reply #698 on: April 14, 2013, 07:11:51 AM »

You get anti-bravoman.

I'll try the sands of time, the threads of fate, and the pumps of plausibility.
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« Reply #699 on: April 15, 2013, 11:23:58 AM »

You get a 32-bit RPG that attempts to be creative.

I throw in Kirby and a cellphone.
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« Reply #700 on: April 15, 2013, 11:56:50 AM »

Man, that RPG must be a collector's item.

You get a failed Hoover prototype Vacuu-Phone.



I throw in all the 32-bit RPGs that DON'T attempt to be creative. Except the Lunar remakes. I burn them. Fuck you, Game Arts, you've broken my heart one (dozen) time too many.
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« Reply #701 on: April 16, 2013, 08:35:05 PM »

You simultaneously get and wonder Ys.

I  throw in every version of Ike that doesn't have a bandanna. Especially Eisenhower.
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« Reply #702 on: April 20, 2013, 06:36:04 PM »

You get a Belt sporting Mike ready to wrestle the Russians out of Metro City.

I throw in Starbug 1, the Jupiter 2, and the Shuttlecraft Galileo.
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« Reply #703 on: May 15, 2013, 05:55:39 AM »

You get the BUGS III shuttle. Its full of superpowered cockroach men with identical rapist faces.

I'll throw in Dr. Evil, Evil Kineval, Evil the cat, and Elvira.
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« Reply #704 on: May 21, 2013, 06:19:55 PM »

You get Twig the Moglin.  FISH AND ICE CWEAM!

I throw in some curry powder, tempeh, half a pound of inactive nutritional yeast powder, and a psychotic vegan girl dives in to chase it all down.
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