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« Reply #555 on: January 23, 2010, 10:31:00 AM »

Bilbo Baggins comes out, wearing a bra and a set of boxer shorts on his head.


I throw in the one ring and a bag of chips.
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« Reply #556 on: January 23, 2010, 12:16:13 PM »

You get Bilbo's foot trimmings. In the form of a limerick.
Befuddled, the sight makes you feel like you're sick.
You're curious, though, and so you step close.
Twixt the hairs you find some pieces of toast.
And now, to throw in here's my pick:

I'll first toss the plumber, then goes the baker, and finally the candlestick maker.
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« Reply #557 on: January 24, 2010, 08:14:49 PM »

The plumber leaps up and punches a brick, then snatches the meat cleaver that comes out, transforming into Butcher Mario.


I throw in Luigi(no one likes him anyways) and a tanuki.  Not a suit, the actual creature.
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« Reply #558 on: January 25, 2010, 01:25:46 PM »

The tanuki's magic testicles clog the circle. The butcher/plumber goes to work on them so as to get the unholy thing going again.

I dive in after Lugi, pull him out for being awesome, and pull off his mustache. I pocket said mustache for later use, then toss in Vin Diesel and the entire cast of Naked Gun 33 1/2. And Luigi's mustache. Not the one I just grabbed, the one from a while ago. Also Luigi.
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« Reply #559 on: January 25, 2010, 03:10:08 PM »

Luigi comes screaming at high speed in the Green Fire, the back seat converted into an automatic fireball and Bob-Omb launcher, which he starts using indescriminately.

Several of those Bob-Ombs land in the circle. Luna help us all.
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The rest of the party, in typical Slayers fashion, gives a reaction to the effect of "Sounds reasonable."
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« Reply #560 on: January 26, 2010, 12:36:33 PM »

Dennis Hopper steps out of the circle, looks down at his feet, shouts "Bob-omb!" and gets thrown into a cement mixer when the Bob-ombs explode.

I throw in a Super Scope and a harmonica.
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« Reply #561 on: February 11, 2010, 06:19:09 AM »

You get a battery-powered harmonica that drains twelve double-As per minute.

I throw in Jan Jansen, Tek Jansen, and turn-a gundam's mustache.
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« Reply #562 on: February 13, 2010, 12:45:38 PM »

You get an odd new Tekkaman, called Tekkaman Gentleman.
His Votrex Tea is deadly, but damn if it isn't tasty.

I'll toss in Agumon, a Hibiki Tunning fork and a half eating box of deepdish pizza.
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« Reply #563 on: February 13, 2010, 11:39:24 PM »

You get an uneaten box of deep-dish pizza.


I toss in a dog bed(well-used, highly odorous), a broken doorknob, and a half-eaten pizza.
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« Reply #564 on: March 06, 2010, 01:16:37 PM »

You get a well-used, half-eaten pizza.

I toss in some shag carpeting and lime soda.
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« Reply #565 on: March 06, 2010, 01:46:06 PM »

You get a stained shag carpeting sample.

I toss in Ceiling Cat, Basement Cat, Pit's bow/swords, and Sion's Black Barrel Replica.
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« Reply #566 on: March 13, 2010, 09:26:09 PM »

Hole-in-the-wall Cat's robot clone from the future slices through reality with the rainbow fang. You are now in the megaburst space. Every full moon, you turn into a different starving hobo.

I throw in the eternity elk, the forever spitoon, the nonstop rocking rock of Agamotto, and Neptune's beard trimmings.
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« Reply #567 on: March 13, 2010, 10:11:09 PM »

Ye get Tactics Ogre.

I submit to the circle, Brandish 3.
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« Reply #568 on: March 14, 2010, 10:41:50 AM »







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« Reply #569 on: March 14, 2010, 12:13:08 PM »

Interestin'ly enough, I'm makin' a D&D character based on Umber.
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