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  The moon just gave me cancer
« on: January 14, 2011, 06:20:51 AM » by jolly_old_saint
http://www.mb.com.ph/articles/298420/its-all-stars-new-zodiac-dates-released

Appropriately, the first comment I see there is "this is crazy hell this whole world is crazy."

Obvious solution to this problem is obvious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csj7vMKy4EI

At the end of things, just-faiz the means.
http://www.youtube.com/user/jollytheoldsaint
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  Re: The moon just gave me cancer
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2011, 02:35:09 AM » by Dsvaun
Didn't they also officially  add the 13th zodiac?
Ophiuchus(Serpentarius)
Guess who falls under it?
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  Re: The moon just gave me cancer
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2011, 10:05:20 PM » by Killmore Insta-death spell level 2.
While it's great that I don't need to worry about Zodiac Compatibility anymore, it sucks that I'll need to use a  gameshark to actually pick it.
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  Re: The moon just gave me cancer
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2011, 01:26:39 AM » by JayBee That's how I roll.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2011, 05:34:13 AM by JayBee »
One more reason to DESTROY THE SUN.

No sun = no worries about what constellation the sun is in.




Also note that this affects eastern astrology more than western astrology. The tropical zodiac is largely unaffected.
(To clarify: western astrology actually cares where the SUN is, and that's unchanged. The constellations are a useful reference point, but actually unrelated to your horoscope)
 

And no, they didn't add the 13th sign.
(Edited to remove ignorant statement implying it was part of the Babylonian zodiac at some point, which it wasn't. Though several other constellations were.)

Hell, no one's OFFICIALLY changed the dates(if astrology can be said to HAVE an official set of rules). And not JUST because it would demonstrate a gross misunderstanding of western astrology.



This is a remarkably large amount of fuss for one scientist pointing out that the Earth's existence in space is not a constant.

APPRIVOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  Re: The moon just gave me cancer
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2011, 11:22:05 AM » by Derek The Blue Wings of Kyonoshi
Way I see it, I'll accept that I'm a different sign when my Yahoo horoscope starts showing something other than Cancer.

dragonmasterjb0: Apparently, in the new series, Lina is arrested at one point on charges of being Lina Inverse.

The rest of the party, in typical Slayers fashion, gives a reaction to the effect of "Sounds reasonable."
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  Re: The moon just gave me cancer
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2011, 04:10:27 PM » by ChrisABlair
You guys DO realize this change applies only to those born in 2009, right?

Sweetdiculous!
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  Re: The moon just gave me cancer
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2011, 01:33:45 AM » by JayBee That's how I roll.
That's a gross misunderstanding of the news.
The Earth did not suddenly and violently rock about it's axis last week. It's been a gradual, ongoing process. As I am FAIRLY certain that no one born in ancient Babylon when the "traditional" dates were set is alive today, and that pretty much everyone now in existence today was born in the last century, after two millenia of drift...

These changes apply to everyone currently alive. Even Miss Cleo.

Well, more accurately, they apply to nobody, since astrology is a big fat load of hooie.
They merely apply to where the stars are in relation to the Earth. Which we PROBABLY would've noticed if they'd suddenly shifted wildly in 2009.



If you're saying the official dates of the signs are being changed... I do not believe there is a governing body to give any astrology rules any sort of official-ness.



The point: Astrology is even wronger than previously suspected. Science proved it.

APPRIVOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  Re: The moon just gave me cancer
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2011, 09:46:01 AM » by ChrisABlair
Well, Jay, I really can't argue with that logic. Just was saying what I read...



...and what I read made no sense at all, now that I think about it.

Sweetdiculous!
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  Re: The moon just gave me cancer
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2011, 06:00:43 PM » by JayBee That's how I roll.
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...and what I read made no sense at all, now that I think about it.
Astrology in a nutshell? :P

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  Re: The moon just gave me cancer
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2011, 09:02:29 AM » by ChrisABlair
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...and what I read made no sense at all, now that I think about it.
Astrology in a nutshell? :P
Damn straight!

Sweetdiculous!
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  Re: The moon just gave me cancer
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2011, 11:52:46 PM » by JayBee That's how I roll.
Now let's all rock some chinese zodiac instead. Because they have way better signs.
And by better, I mean they used a Megaman X boss name generator. I'm born in the year of METAL ROOSTER!

APPRIVOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  Re: The moon just gave me cancer
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2011, 12:37:06 AM » by ChrisABlair
Metal Horse. HELL. YES.

Sweetdiculous!
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  Re: The moon just gave me cancer
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2011, 01:23:27 AM » by Derek The Blue Wings of Kyonoshi
Blitz Tiger.

dragonmasterjb0: Apparently, in the new series, Lina is arrested at one point on charges of being Lina Inverse.

The rest of the party, in typical Slayers fashion, gives a reaction to the effect of "Sounds reasonable."
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  Re: The moon just gave me cancer
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2011, 02:51:44 AM » by jolly_old_saint
My only solace comes in the form of HOLYCRAPVOTOMS! FINALLY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc3731k60Zg

At long last, Chirico can call out Roger Smith for stealing his robot's punch.

At the end of things, just-faiz the means.
http://www.youtube.com/user/jollytheoldsaint
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  Re: The moon just gave me cancer
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2011, 03:16:46 AM » by JayBee That's how I roll.
I think the more important thing to note in there is DAI-GUARD!

And I demand this be in the attack list.
Rocket Punch. Damage 9999. Ammo 1/1.

Dai-Guard without the rocket punch isn't right, moral, or legal.

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